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Gerry Clinchy
08-27-2013, 12:12 PM
Thought there were enough "mature" members on this forum to enjoy this. Actually, some not-so-old might fit this mold, too :-)

Job Interview

Personnel Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man : "Honesty."

Personnel Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think."

hotel4dogs
08-27-2013, 01:22 PM
lol thanks for the grin!

charly_t
08-27-2013, 01:58 PM
Thought there were enough "mature" members on this forum to enjoy this. Actually, some not-so-old might fit this mold, too :-)

Job Interview

Personnel Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man : "Honesty."

Personnel Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think."

Good one ! ...........................Thanks for sharing it.

swampcollielover
08-27-2013, 03:28 PM
LOL......Been their done that!

Gerry Clinchy
09-03-2013, 06:53 PM
You'll love this one!

Women are angels
And when someone
breaks our wings
We just continue to fly
on a broomstick
We're flexible like that

charly_t
09-03-2013, 07:49 PM
You'll love this one!

Women are angels
And when someone
breaks our wings
We just continue to fly
on a broomstick
We're flexible like that

Love it. ..........................

1tulip
09-03-2013, 10:24 PM
Reminds me of this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdoGVgj1MtY

Gerry Clinchy
09-05-2013, 02:04 PM
Energy conservation?

A young bull and an old bull are standing on the top of a hill, looking at a bunch of cows in the valley below.

The young bull says to the old bull, "We ought to run down this hill and screw a couple of those cows."

The old bull responds, "No, we ought to walk down this hill and screw them all."

2tall
09-05-2013, 03:54 PM
Thought there were enough "mature" members on this forum to enjoy this. Actually, some not-so-old might fit this mold, too :-)

Job Interview

Personnel Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man : "Honesty."

Personnel Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think."

Oh my! That explains a lot! Old war horse regards!:cool:

MooseGooser
09-05-2013, 09:01 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!

THAT is exactly right!!

Gerry Clinchy
09-07-2013, 06:44 PM
It is almost tax time...again...think "fondly" of the politicians elected to take your money.

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which
you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of
your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy
could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream
reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me
twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!!

Gerry Clinchy
09-10-2013, 02:06 PM
On a more serious note ... didn't always agree with Steve Jobs, but I can agree with this
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=659905287354632&set=a.145967185415114.29212.144777702200729&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf

Sue Kiefer
09-10-2013, 04:16 PM
I think I've used that "I don't give a sh4t line " once or twice.
Years ago I used to say it.
Now I actually mean it which is even more scary. ?
Thanks for the laughs.
Sue

Gerry Clinchy
09-15-2013, 01:20 PM
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a hugh buck.

"Where's Harry?", asked another hunter.

"He fainted a couple miles up the trail," Harry's partner answered.

"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."