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subroc
03-14-2009, 04:37 AM
Post any presidential jokes here.

Past presidential jokes welcome.

I'll start:



The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

Marvin S
03-14-2009, 02:34 PM
JIMMY CARTER - :BIG: joke - :)

Uncle Bill
03-14-2009, 04:44 PM
Not really jokes, but a few good bumper stickers cruising about recently.

"You think healthcare is expensive now??? Just wait till it's FREE!!"

01.20.13
CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN

"I WILL GIVE YOUR PRESIDENT THE SAME RESPECT YOU GAVE MINE"


And one of my all time favs is from Lady Thatcher:

"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money" :rolleyes:

UB

badbullgator
03-15-2009, 06:13 AM
Only three so far.....I don't think I can post any that I have gotten...Chris would ban me

Uncle Bill
03-15-2009, 12:16 PM
Do you mean about Obama's ban on aspirin?

UB

badbullgator
03-15-2009, 01:44 PM
Well that and
it is a presidential solution.....

Patrick Johndrow
03-15-2009, 02:29 PM
Well that and
it is a presidential solution.....

That one is great

Uncle Bill
03-15-2009, 02:41 PM
We may have to turn this into that numbers story eh?

After we've heard them so many times, we just give 'em a number. Then PJ stands up and sez "26"! And we all :D:D:D

Then Franco sez "17" and we all :(:-x:rolleyes:

And everyone sez, "oh well, he never could tell a joke."


UB

Patrick Johndrow
03-15-2009, 04:41 PM
Then Franco sez "17" and we all :(:-x:rolleyes:


UB



That's because Franco is not funny. :)

sbakerz71
03-15-2009, 05:08 PM
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle". The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there."



What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.

badbullgator
03-18-2009, 10:24 AM
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away
Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:"Nice pigs, sir." The
President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got
one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again
snaps to attention, salutes and says,"Excellent trade, sir."

Steve Amrein
03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
Go this pic in a E-mail