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Uncle Bill
03-29-2009, 02:35 PM
DAYUM...only wish I had come up with it, or it had come up a couple months ago. This is as good as the solution to the gator problem in Florida, and the illegals crossing our southern border.

Unfortunately, the really GOOD ideas always languish away, while everyone stands around agreeing they are GOOD.

WHEN WILL WE LEARN???

UB


This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper last Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - Pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

PS If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their
constituents pay their taxes…

Sabireley
03-29-2009, 09:13 PM
40,000,000 x $1,000,000 = $40,000,000,000,000 (40 Trillion Dollars).

Uncle Bill
03-30-2009, 05:58 PM
40,000,000 x $1,000,000 = $40,000,000,000,000 (40 Trillion Dollars).

AHA!!! (damned mathmaticians)... So what if we can't pay it off. Do you believe we can pay off what is ACTUALLY being proposed?

NOT IN THE LIFETIME OF EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD!

UB

T. Mac
03-30-2009, 06:54 PM
AHA!!! (damned mathmaticians)... So what if we can't pay it off. Do you believe we can pay off what is ACTUALLY being proposed?

NOT IN THE LIFETIME OF EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD!

UB


Heck, why be greedy? I'll take $1/4M severence pay with those conditions!

T. Mac