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07-02-2009, 07:35 PM
John Doe started the day early having set his alarmclock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG )


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO )


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )


to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS


(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search


for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet anotherdiscouraging


and fruitless day


checking his


Computer


(made in MALAYSIA ),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered why he can't


find a good paying job


in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT


MADE IN KENYA