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ducknwork
10-05-2009, 07:23 AM
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for
a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men
and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
front of the other kids.
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zeus3925
10-05-2009, 08:22 AM
Don't give up your day job!

Roger Perry
10-05-2009, 08:22 AM
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for
a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men
and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."

Really? I thought all the gay politicians were republican:
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
front of the other kids.



Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
A: Evidently, all of them.


Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy Jr. ect, ect, ect.

road kill
10-05-2009, 08:56 AM
Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
A: Evidently, all of them.


Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy Jr. ect, ect, ect.

Yeah, but the upside is it took a Union crew of 35 guys and 2 stewards to build that closet!!:D

dnf777
10-05-2009, 10:14 AM
You got me on that one! I thought you were talking about Larry Craig Jr. :eek:

Evan
10-05-2009, 10:20 AM
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for
a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men
and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
front of the other kids.Excellent! Sounds like a kid who may have some integrity.

Evan

ducknwork
10-05-2009, 10:45 AM
Don't give up your day job!

You know you were laughing on the inside...;)
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