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2labs
10-26-2009, 08:07 PM
If George W. Was an Idiot...

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVD's, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potato as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had Okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11.?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?


So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything? Don't worry.

He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

ducknwork
10-27-2009, 04:49 AM
Don't expect many responses.
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dnf777
10-27-2009, 05:16 AM
Don't expect many responses.

It would take WAY too long!

Just curious 2labs....is this cut-n-pasted, or did you author it yourself?

Evan
10-27-2009, 06:13 AM
Post Turtle


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.' '

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Evan :D

ducknwork
10-27-2009, 06:48 AM
It would take WAY too long to explain why some people are okay with it as long as Obama is the one doing it!

Just curious 2labs....is this cut-n-pasted, or did you author it yourself?

Fixed it.;-)
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Julie R.
10-27-2009, 07:43 AM
I was no fan of George Bush and grudgingly voted for McCain as the lesser of two losers. But even I saw the emperor's new clothes as I listened to the campaign speeches and read the fawning media praises about how mesmerizing they were. In retrospect these speeches use a staccato 2-tone rote pattern matching the eyes darting from left to right side teleprompters which I find even more offensive than the most tedious Bush monotones.

Our Dear Leader is a moron that is more interested in a rote response to his parroted rhetoric than in anyone except him having a better standard of living.

Bob Gutermuth
10-27-2009, 07:58 AM
Osama is a moron who is also another M word; marxist. I will be glad to see him removed in 2012.

dnf777
10-27-2009, 08:00 AM
Fixed it.;-)

There are those who will support and defend "their man" no matter what. You are right! There are still people defending Mr. Cheney also, it's no surprise Obama has his groupies as well. ;-)

I was referring to the increase of the national debt. Surely that doesn't lay strictly with Obama??
And bowing for the King of Saudi Arabai? Rather bow than kiss and hold hands in the garden! (google "Bush kissing prince", or "bush holding hands with prince"...there are AP photos, NOT photoshopped documenting this behavior)

For the record, showing diplomatic respect in head of state's cultural tradition is acceptable. Watch ANY president who visits China or Japan, or Europe. You will see things being done that you don't typically see done between men at field trials! But I don't think I could nuzzle up to that big bushy beard like he did. :barf:

Pete
10-27-2009, 08:07 AM
I remember when Obama gave an incredably hypnitizing speech after the 04 election ,,,I believe it was the 04 election,,, on behalf of John Kerry.
I turned to my wife and told her that that guy will become president one day. No doubt in my mind.
It was ovious to me that he had that something special that causes many people to druell all over themselves.

It made me druel puke but thats besides the point.
The man has what it takes to fool most people. He is charming ,,doesnt do a thing for me,,,but there are people still cashing checks from nigeria.

Some people will never catch on no matter what.

Pete

Roger Perry
10-27-2009, 08:18 AM
Bush holding hands with Prince Abdullah:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/27/eveningnews/main691413.shtml

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/c/bush_abdullah_crawford.jpg (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushsaudiprincegay.htm)

Bush kissing Prince Abdulla:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/911review/293457625/

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/293457625_10b568f7c7.jpg

Saudi Oil George bush kissing Saudi prince


Bush kissing lieberman:

Do you think Bush had a thing for men? Did anyone ever tell W that you are supposed to shake hands with the men and kiss the women?




http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/b/1/lieberman_bush_kiss.jpg (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushabramoffbrokeback2.htm)
Source: BushSpeaks.com (http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.bushspeaks.com)

Roger Perry
10-27-2009, 02:22 PM
If George W. Was an Idiot...

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

The reason there are so many bushisms is because
George W probably could not use a teleprompter because the words rolled by too fast for him to read.

code3retrievers
10-27-2009, 07:12 PM
Roger,

At what point in your life are you going to give up on beating a dead horse. it would be much more entertaining for us all if you would at least take on the current Republican leadership. Lord knows you might be able to come up with a few policy disagreements.

Bush ruled for 8 years and we know you don't like him, although with as much attention you give him I'm starting to think you may have a man crush.

Its time for you to move on and look at the problems ahead of us even if you think Bush created them.

John

Martin
10-27-2009, 07:48 PM
Post Turtle


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.' '

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Evan :D

That was funny Evan!

Martin

Nor_Cal_Angler
10-27-2009, 08:21 PM
If George W. Was an Idiot...

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

The reason there are so many bushisms is because
George W probably could not use a teleprompter because the words rolled by too fast for him to read.

Someone say something about teleprompter wow's....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVdzA_cRQs8&feature=related

and one of my personal favorites....

the infamous "UH" count....(seriously watch this one, if you dont watch any others its just that good)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEAO0lt4Dw

The possibilities were endless, but people just dont have the time to view all of what could have been posted!!!!!!!!

NCA

Pete
10-27-2009, 10:03 PM
The reason there are so many bushisms is because
George W probably could not use a teleprompter because the words rolled by too fast for him to read.
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Now thats funny ,,I dont care who you are:p:p

Roger Perry
10-27-2009, 10:14 PM
Roger,

At what point in your life are you going to give up on beating a dead horse. it would be much more entertaining for us all if you would at least take on the current Republican leadership. Lord knows you might be able to come up with a few policy disagreements.

Bush ruled for 8 years and we know you don't like him, although with as much attention you give him I'm starting to think you may have a man crush.

Its time for you to move on and look at the problems ahead of us even if you think Bush created them.

John

Why don't you look at the content of the material of the poster on this thread. It all starts with "If George Bush" so I took it as a thread about George Bush.

And no, no man crush on George Bush. Wouldn't want him puckering up to me. I like the ladies too much. I shake hands with men, I don't kiss them.

ducknwork
10-28-2009, 06:08 AM
I like the 'uh' count. :p

Man, that would make one helluva drinking game wouldn't it? Nobody would make it (sober) past the 2 minute mark of any speech he gave!
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ducknwork
10-28-2009, 06:13 AM
Why don't you look at the content of the material of the poster on this thread. It all starts with "If George Bush" so I took it as a thread about George Bush.

And no, no man crush on George Bush. Wouldn't want him puckering up to me. I like the ladies too much. I shake hands with men, I don't kiss them.



You should use your wonderful deductive reasoning skills to realize that the thread was actually about your messiah.:rolleyes: Oddly enough, all of the things that the OP asked about were things that your boy has done while in the White House...As evidenced by some of your responses, his point is well made. If Bush had done the same things that Obama has done, people like you would not give him the free pass that you give Obama. Nice try on the cop out though...Playing(?) dumb probably isn't going to work around here.

We know that you don't have a man crush on Bush. You only have room in your heart for one man- Barack Hussein Obama (mmm mmm mmm).
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Roger Perry
10-28-2009, 04:54 PM
We know that you don't have a man crush on Bush. You only have room in your heart for one man- Barack Hussein Obama (mmm mmm mmm).

Sorry, No man crush on obama, I only like women.

However your Macho man:rolleyes: GW seems to go both ways. Looks like he is enjoying kisses with Prince Abdulla and Lieberman waaaaaaay too much.