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Uncle Bill
12-19-2009, 06:57 PM
...time for a little levity??? Mebbe not, but it's a try.

UB

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drakedogwaterfowl
12-19-2009, 07:23 PM
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ducknwork
12-20-2009, 12:18 PM
That's funny, I don't care who you are!


Unless you are RP.:D