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Hew
04-01-2010, 07:51 AM
Here's video of Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson questioning a US Naval officer testifiying about relocating 800 Navy personnel to the island of Guam. In the video he worries that moving that many personnel to such a small island might cause the island to tip over and capsize. No, he wasn't joking. No, he wasn't trying to be funny. No, it's not an April Fools joke. Yes, the man is a moron. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Dumbest-Congressman-Ever--89652542.html

But is he more stupid than Sheila Jackson-Lee? A Democratic Congresswoman from Houston who once asked a NASA rep if the Mars Pathfinder was going to take pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the US flag.

These are just some of the people who brought us Obamacare. Sleep tight.

YardleyLabs
04-01-2010, 08:50 AM
I have to admit that when I heard this I thought he was using hyperbole to make a point concerning the impact of moving a large military population to a very small and already heavily populated island. However, since Republicans never use hyperbole for any purpose except to expose the liberal threat to the fundamental order and existence of the universe, it may have escaped some.:rolleyes:

Goose
04-01-2010, 08:52 AM
Island tipping is a serious problem especially for long and skinny ones like Guam. Maybe the Navy could build two bases, one on the top of the island and one on the bottom and then weigh each of the 800 Navy guys before they're assigned to a base. Tipping problem solved.

But this has given me a great idea for a new weapon we can use against the Chicoms. Guam's close enough to China that if we could get all the Navy personnel and native Guamies to rock back and forth together for several hours we could create a gigantic ripple wave that could move across the Philippine Sea eventually building into a giant tsunami that would plow into China and sink the whole country. Then we wouldn't have to pay back all the money we owe them:)

road kill
04-01-2010, 09:00 AM
I have to admit that when I heard this I thought he was using hyperbole to make a point concerning the impact of moving a large military population to a very small and already heavily populated island. However, since Republicans never use hyperbole for any purpose except to expose the liberal threat to the fundamental order and existence of the universe, it may have escaped some.:rolleyes:


Yeah, right!:rolleyes:



rk

dback
04-01-2010, 09:42 AM
However, since Republicans never use hyperbole for any purpose except to expose the liberal threat to the fundamental order and existence of the universe, it may have escaped some.:rolleyes:

Not exact quote...."and ahhhh at it's least level ahhhhh it's ahhhh seven miles from shore to da other shore...is that correct"

Keep drinkin' the koolade Jeffy!

Lord...Please shine your light on Jeffy's A-religious leg that it make a miraculous, full and speedy recovery that he may leave his keyboard and return to photography.

Bayou Magic
04-01-2010, 10:04 AM
I have to admit that when I heard this I thought he was using hyperbole to make a point concerning the impact of moving a large military population to a very small and already heavily populated island. However, since Republicans never use hyperbole for any purpose except to expose the liberal threat to the fundamental order and existence of the universe, it may have escaped some.:rolleyes:

Please tell me that you typed this tongue in cheek. You can't be serious.

fp

BonMallari
04-01-2010, 10:16 AM
Stupid Congressperson ever is Nancy Pelosi...who else would believe some of the crapola that she spews out on a daily basis

M&K's Retrievers
04-01-2010, 10:35 AM
Stupid Congressperson ever is Nancy Pelosi...who else would believe some of the crapola that she spews out on a daily basis

I'm beginning to think they are all pretty stupid.

Hew
04-01-2010, 10:56 AM
Too bad Obama wasn't there. He could have asked the Admiral where all the Navy "corpse men" were going to be living on our 57th state of Guam (there ya go, DNF, that left you your opening to quote Bushisms just to prove how independent you are...please don't disappoint).

I left out Corrine Brown in the list of world class dipsh!ts. Who could forget her congrat'latin' of Corch Urban Meyahs: for: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2uQ7Fg_Uk

More of that famous Democrat Congressional hyperbole I reckon.

dnf777
04-01-2010, 11:36 AM
Too bad Obama wasn't there. He could have asked the Admiral where all the Navy "corpse men" were going to be living on our 57th state of Guam (there ya go, DNF, that left you your opening to quote Bushisms just to prove how independent you are...please don't disappoint).

I left out Corrine Brown in the list of world class dipsh!ts. Who could forget her congrat'latin' of Corch Urban Meyahs: for: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2uQ7Fg_Uk

More of that famous Democrat Congressional hyperbole I reckon.

In honor of dear Sarah, I quit making fun of r-tards. Sorry.

Uncle Bill
04-01-2010, 11:50 AM
In honor of dear Sarah, I quit making fun of r-tards. Sorry.



How quickly you "Middle-of-the-Roaders" forget.

It's "F-ing retards" as stated by that dude with foot-in-mouth disease.

BTW, were you involved in his implants? Or do you just focus on boob jobs? Oops...how stoooopid of me, I was being repetitious.


UB

John Schmidt
04-01-2010, 12:13 PM
And the ever famous (circa 1981):

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."

Not from the mouth of a congressman, sorry about polluting the thread . . . .

John

Uncle Bill
04-01-2010, 01:05 PM
Here's video of Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson questioning a US Naval officer testifiying about relocating 800 Navy personnel to the island of Guam. In the video he worries that moving that many personnel to such a small island might cause the island to tip over and capsize. No, he wasn't joking. No, he wasn't trying to be funny. No, it's not an April Fools joke. Yes, the man is a moron. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Dumbest-Congressman-Ever--89652542.html

But is he more stupid than Sheila Jackson-Lee? A Democratic Congresswoman from Houston who once asked a NASA rep if the Mars Pathfinder was going to take pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the US flag.

These are just some of the people who brought us Obamacare. Sleep tight.


For the record, this dude has a very debilitating disease, but that doesn't stop that hateful witch Pelosi from exploiting him...kinda like the Dashole replacement in the Senate leadership, Dingy Harry, that keeps bringing out our dainbramaged Sodak Senator. When he's intelligble, he's just following whatever someone wrote for him to say. He's too far gone to have coherent thought of his own, but he's another Democrat vote the majority needs. Another point of pride for the left.

NOW, concerning SJ Lee, she's bona fide stupid, with nothing to excuse the obvious. Just more Democrat pride to take comfort in.


UB

dnf777
04-01-2010, 01:16 PM
How quickly you "Middle-of-the-Roaders" forget.

It's "F-ing retards" as stated by that dude with foot-in-mouth disease.

BTW, were you involved in his implants? Or do you just focus on boob jobs? Oops...how stoooopid of me, I was being repetitious.


UB

I don't know how to reply to such a comment. I'll ask my 6 year old for ideas. :D

Pete
04-01-2010, 01:55 PM
[QUOTE]I'm beginning to think they are all pretty stupid.
/QUOTE]

Its beyond stupid. even the most stupid people on earth couldn't come up on with that one.
Liberalism is a mental disease and the proofs in the pudding.
He was sitting there trying to act all smart and important,,when all he did was show off his disease.

Pete

Tsangster
04-01-2010, 04:52 PM
Sadly, Ole Hank is probably an improvement over the one he unseated:

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo121/tsangster_photo/cynthia_mckinney.jpg

Do a little research on this gem.

Bubba
04-01-2010, 06:10 PM
For the record, this dude has a very debilitating disease, but that doesn't stop that hateful witch Pelosi from exploiting him...kinda like the Dashole replacement in the Senate leadership, Dingy Harry, that keeps bringing out our dainbramaged Sodak Senator. When he's intelligble, he's just following whatever someone wrote for him to say. He's too far gone to have coherent thought of his own, but he's another Democrat vote the majority needs. Another point of pride for the left.

NOW, concerning SJ Lee, she's bona fide stupid, with nothing to excuse the obvious. Just more Democrat pride to take comfort in.


UB

The "debilitating disease" is Hepatatis C. Your garden variety dirty needle/blood born pathogen kind. His wife says he hs never had a transfusion and has "no idea" where he might have contracted this ailment. Other than transfusions and contaminated tattoo needles (presumably she could confirm/deny that as well) there are a limited number of mechanisms to contract this particular illness.

Gotta love how his staff leapt into action to spin up that whopper about how he was speaking metaphorically.

Pass the bong regards

Bubba

YardleyLabs
04-01-2010, 08:01 PM
The "debilitating disease" is Hepatatis C. Your garden variety dirty needle/blood born pathogen kind. His wife says he hs never had a transfusion and has "no idea" where he might have contracted this ailment. Other than transfusions and contaminated tattoo needles (presumably she could confirm/deny that as well) there are a limited number of mechanisms to contract this particular illness.

Gotta love how his staff leapt into action to spin up that whopper about how he was speaking metaphorically.

Pass the bong regards

Bubba
Just to be clear, it is also common among medical personnel -- particularly EMT's and paramedics (as I discovered with my son when he was 17 and tested positive for tuberculosis and was initially suspected of having hepatitis C after administering CPR).

badbullgator
04-01-2010, 08:01 PM
Come on Bubba, we all know HepC drives ya crazy……no wait that is syphilis I can’t keep those damn STD’s straight….

Bubba
04-01-2010, 09:12 PM
Just to be clear, it is also common among medical personnel -- particularly EMT's and paramedics (as I discovered with my son when he was 17 and tested positive for tuberculosis and was initially suspected of having hepatitis C after administering CPR).

Well there you go- that prolly explains it. He was playing Doctor with some other intravenous drug abusers and innocently contracted this disease. Did you listen to the man? I thought Obummer was a stumble bum with out his prompter but this guy is a genuine dumbass. I got $10 he gets reelected though.

That poor feller regards

Bubba

pat addis
04-02-2010, 05:26 AM
Just to be clear, it is also common among medical personnel -- particularly EMT's and paramedics (as I discovered with my son when he was 17 and tested positive for tuberculosis and was initially suspected of having hepatitis C after administering CPR).

don't you think if he is that far gone that he can't help being stupid he should resign? when i see people like that i wonder who controls thier vote look at strom thermond he can't know what is in any bill.he might be dead now i'm not sure.

Hoosier
04-02-2010, 10:15 AM
He is probably a perfect representative of the people in his district.

road kill
04-02-2010, 10:22 AM
don't you think if he is that far gone that he can't help being stupid he should resign? when i see people like that i wonder who controls thier vote look at strom thermond he can't know what is in any bill.he might be dead now i'm not sure.

Are you kidding?
His career as a Democrat is just starting!!:D





rk

david gibson
04-02-2010, 11:51 AM
He is probably a perfect representative of the people in his district.

good one! spot on!

Uncle Bill
04-02-2010, 12:21 PM
Well there you go- that prolly explains it. He was playing Doctor with some other intravenous drug abusers and innocently contracted this disease. Did you listen to the man? I thought Obummer was a stumble bum with out his prompter but this guy is a genuine dumbass. I got $10 he gets reelected though.

That poor feller regards

Bubba


As much as I'm hoping for a huge sweep to rid us of these brain-dead liberal/socialists, I'd never take that bet, Bubba. For that very reason, I keep posting and re-posting this unknown author's statement...that I'm quite obviously envious that I didn't write it myself. UB

"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency.

It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to an electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us.

Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.

The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their President."

-- Author Unknown

bobbyb
04-02-2010, 12:41 PM
One should always remember "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
BobbyB
cajun

Leddyman
04-02-2010, 02:06 PM
Please tell me that you typed this tongue in cheek. You can't be serious.

fp

He is obviously taking pain meds.

YardleyLabs
04-02-2010, 02:27 PM
He is obviously taking pain meds.
Actually, I made my comment based on the video. While I am still largely immobilized, I am not in any pain. Hopefully next week they will decide I can have a walking cast so I can start doing something besides looking at a computer in this great weather.