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Bubba
04-30-2010, 02:47 PM
Please read carefully, I am supplying this as a public service.

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should be made aware of:

Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008.....but now most people, after having been infected for the past1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because it is so easily cured with a procedure called Votemout (pronounced Vo-tem-out)!

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia , New Jersey and Massachusetts ; with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about and let's totally eliminate Gonorrhea Lectim.


We return you now to your regularly scheduled GDG regards

Bubba

YardleyLabs
04-30-2010, 02:57 PM
Please read carefully, I am supplying this as a public service.

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should be made aware of:

Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008.....but now most people, after having been infected for the past1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because it is so easily cured with a procedure called Votemout (pronounced Vo-tem-out)!

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia , New Jersey and Massachusetts ; with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about and let's totally eliminate Gonorrhea Lectim.


We return you now to your regularly scheduled GDG regards

Bubba
Unfortunately, the strength of the strand that emerged in 2004 defied all reason, and the current strand arose in direct reaction.

dnf777
04-30-2010, 03:01 PM
I applaud the red-states for taking the lead with the votemout therapy, and I wish you all the success in the world!