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ducknwork
07-19-2010, 02:17 PM
Sorry about the format. I'm not deleting all those symbols...it's funny either way...



>
> JESUS AND
> THE
> DEMOCRAT
>
> (I don't
> care what party you
> like,
> this one's funny!!)
>
>
> A Republican,
> in a
> wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
> asked the
> waitress
> for a cup of coffee. The
> Republican
> looked
> across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus sitting
> over
> there?"
>
> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
> requested
> that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on
> him.
>
> The next
> patron to come in was a
> Libertarian,
> with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth,
> painfully
> sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
> He
> also
> glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus,
> over there?"
>
> The
> waitress nodded, so
> the Libertarian
> asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea,
> "My treat."
>
> The
> third patron to come into the
> restaurant
> was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a
> booth, sat
> down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about
> gettin'
> me
> a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the
> restaurant
> and
> asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
>
> The
> waitress nodded,
> so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
> beer.
> "On my bill," he said loudly.
>
> As Jesus got up to
> leave,
> he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For
> your
> kindness,
> you are healed." The Republican felt the strength
> come back
> into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out
> the door.
>
> Jesus
> passed by the Libertarian,
> touched
> him and said, "For your
> kindness, you are healed."
> The Libertarian
> felt his back straightening up and he raised
> his
> hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips
> out
> the door.
>
> Then,
> Jesus walked towards the Democrat,
> just smiling.
>
> The
> Democrat jumped up and yelled,
> "Don't
> touch me ... I'm collecting
> disability."