depittydawg
09-04-2010, 02:44 PM
Things are finally heating up for the big showdown in November. Can't wait for the Republicans's to get control of Congress again. How long till they expand the gun ownership laws to include our God given right (enshrined in the constitution) to own weapons of mass destruction? Freak'n liberals forgot what this country was founded on. GASOLINE baby. We've got it, and it's our right to use it.
After all, this is America. It will be short order before the new congress unveils their version of Economic Stimulus, Republican style. Since nobody's buying cars they've already begun discussions on a NEW 'Cash for Clunkers" program that will let the dealerships offer a line of military vehicles. Glad I waited to trade in the '82 Buick. I'm planning a trip across the desert and I want plenty of protection so I don't get beheaded by all those crazy Mexicans that the Elder Statesman (or I mean woman, oops, whatever), from Az. warned us about.
Already got the vehicle picked out. The Alvis FV101 Scorpion. The perfect desert vehicle, and personal protection firearm. Bring those knife flinging illegal brownies on.
Senator McConnell, the once clear minded obstructionist from Cantukee has already initiated his "reach across the aisle" strategy for 2011. The logo has the stately gentleman extending an outstretched hand to President Blow hard unveiling a fig leaf. While his other hand, deftly staged behind his back masks a Glok 17 fully automatic 9mm. Completely legal thank you. Oh yeah. Lets negotiate now.
Besides, I've already talked to the one billionaire who lives in my state and he said my college graduated kids can continue to polish his fleet of ancient shiney cars if he gets to keep the hundred million a year or so that the Bush tax cuts provide. He's explained to me that it's really not all that easy to lose it now. After all, it's just become part of the family budget at this point. The kids will have to take a pay cut however, regardless. Makes sense from a macro economic model that his lawyers showed us. The variable costs from letting the local boys polish the cars verses outsourcing the whole operation to China. Thank the lord for Tax Cuts!
Can't wait for the Sarah Palin Rally to get to town. She's one fired up Feminist. The Idaho, Alaska, Idaho, Alsaka raised hottie can stir up a frenzy when she straddles that stage. Lets be honest. Would you rather see Sarah Palin or Elena Kagen on an elevated stage? Who cares what they're talking about, its a no brainer! Oh yeah, things are look'n good.
After all, this is America. It will be short order before the new congress unveils their version of Economic Stimulus, Republican style. Since nobody's buying cars they've already begun discussions on a NEW 'Cash for Clunkers" program that will let the dealerships offer a line of military vehicles. Glad I waited to trade in the '82 Buick. I'm planning a trip across the desert and I want plenty of protection so I don't get beheaded by all those crazy Mexicans that the Elder Statesman (or I mean woman, oops, whatever), from Az. warned us about.
Already got the vehicle picked out. The Alvis FV101 Scorpion. The perfect desert vehicle, and personal protection firearm. Bring those knife flinging illegal brownies on.
Senator McConnell, the once clear minded obstructionist from Cantukee has already initiated his "reach across the aisle" strategy for 2011. The logo has the stately gentleman extending an outstretched hand to President Blow hard unveiling a fig leaf. While his other hand, deftly staged behind his back masks a Glok 17 fully automatic 9mm. Completely legal thank you. Oh yeah. Lets negotiate now.
Besides, I've already talked to the one billionaire who lives in my state and he said my college graduated kids can continue to polish his fleet of ancient shiney cars if he gets to keep the hundred million a year or so that the Bush tax cuts provide. He's explained to me that it's really not all that easy to lose it now. After all, it's just become part of the family budget at this point. The kids will have to take a pay cut however, regardless. Makes sense from a macro economic model that his lawyers showed us. The variable costs from letting the local boys polish the cars verses outsourcing the whole operation to China. Thank the lord for Tax Cuts!
Can't wait for the Sarah Palin Rally to get to town. She's one fired up Feminist. The Idaho, Alaska, Idaho, Alsaka raised hottie can stir up a frenzy when she straddles that stage. Lets be honest. Would you rather see Sarah Palin or Elena Kagen on an elevated stage? Who cares what they're talking about, its a no brainer! Oh yeah, things are look'n good.