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Julie R.
09-08-2010, 09:35 AM
The trash talk here reminds me of a little game. A few years ago, some friends and I were sitting around a hunt test laughing about people who took themselves so seriously they got worked up over stuff on dog chat boards. So we made up the Bait-O-Lympics.


http://mandevillesportscomplexla.health.officelive.com/images/olympic-rings.gif

The rules were pretty simple, just lob out some bait and let the games begin. Medals were awarded accordingly:


Bronze = tattling or complaint to moderator
Silver = threating a lawsuit (rallying cry of white trash everywhere "I'll SUE you!")
GOLD MEDAL = Death threat

road kill
09-08-2010, 09:38 AM
The trash talk here reminds me of a little game. A few years ago, some friends and I were sitting around a hunt test laughing about people who took themselves so seriously they got worked up over stuff on dog chat boards. So we made up the Bait-O-Lympics.


http://mandevillesportscomplexla.health.officelive.com/images/olympic-rings.gif

The rules were pretty simple, just lob out some bait and let the games begin. Medals were awarded accordingly:


Bronze = tattling or complaint to moderator
Silver = threating a lawsuit (rallying cry of white trash everywhere "I'll SUE you!")
GOLD MEDAL = Death threat


Are you insinuating that when it comes to baiting some of us are MASTERS???

Get it??

Juniors, Seniors ......never mind.


God, I kill myself sometimes!!:D


RK

Ken Bora
09-08-2010, 09:39 AM
if you win lots of medals are you then a
"Master" Bait er :) ?

Doc E
09-08-2010, 09:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/DocandCasey/duty_calls.png



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Julie R.
09-08-2010, 09:46 AM
Yep, we certainly did offer titles including Master Baiter ;-) but to bring home the gold you had to be doing superior work at the open all age level...getting a subject so worked up you got a death threat. I'm betting if we could read your PMs Stan, you'd certainly be in medal contention!

david gibson
09-08-2010, 09:50 AM
have i won anything yet? dnf's little meltdown has to be close!

road kill
09-08-2010, 09:51 AM
Yep, we certainly did offer titles including Master Baiter ;-) but to bring home the gold you had to be doing superior work at the open all age level...getting a subject so worked up you got a death threat. I'm betting if we could read your PMs Stan, you'd certainly be in medal contention!


Surprisingly, I fall woefully short.

My PM's are mostly positive.
Hard to beleive, I know, but true.:rolleyes:



RK

dnf777
09-08-2010, 09:56 AM
have i won anything yet? dnf's little meltdown has to be close!

Wasn't a meltdown. Just called you a jerk, which I"m sure you're proud of, and that you wouldn't say those things to my face. That's all. Hell, I didn't even qualify for a medal under those rules. Okay, maybe the jerk comment. Figured you'd also be proud to be called homophobic and Islamophobic.

Julie R.
09-08-2010, 11:17 AM
Hell, I didn't even qualify for a medal under those rules.

No Dave, you'd have a hard time getting even a junior title, much less a medal. But don't worry, you're important and vital to the Games, because you're part of a small group that gets unusually worked up over real and imagined slights and continually fall into your own traps because you forget to engage brain before pushing the send button.

http://mandevillesportscomplexla.health.officelive.com/images/olympic-rings.gif

ducknwork
09-08-2010, 11:37 AM
This is the best thread ever...:p:p

Pals
09-08-2010, 11:49 AM
Ain't Julie great?! I tune in everytime she posts.

Becky Mills
09-08-2010, 11:58 AM
Me, too. Even if she is a right wing poor white trash racist.
Do I make the team???

david gibson
09-08-2010, 12:03 PM
Wasn't a meltdown. Just called you a jerk, which I"m sure you're proud of, and that you wouldn't say those things to my face. That's all. Hell, I didn't even qualify for a medal under those rules. Okay, maybe the jerk comment. Figured you'd also be proud to be called homophobic and Islamophobic.

denial is not a river in egypt, my friend. but keep up the name calling, i may be headed for a gold medal with you as my help!

ducknwork
09-08-2010, 12:05 PM
Does the death threat have to be explicit or will implied do?

I've got a silver already and just need a little rule clarification.:D

Julie R.
09-08-2010, 12:47 PM
I'd certainly think implied is good enough :cool:
Here's my medal-winning bait from 2008 in honor of the start of hunting season. This baby earned me all kinds of accolades.
http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/MouseOnAFeedsack/LIARkin/LarkinSafari-1.jpg

Maybe you could photochop your bait in this Lyin' Hunting Safari candid so you can be the winner of the 2010 POTUS Bait-0-Lympics!

badbullgator
09-08-2010, 01:01 PM
I'd certainly think implied is good enough :cool:
Here's my medal-winning bait from 2008 in honor of the start of hunting season. This baby earned me all kinds of accolades.
http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/MouseOnAFeedsack/LIARkin/LarkinSafari-1.jpg

Maybe you could photochop your bait in this Lyin' Hunting Safari candid so you can be the winner of the 2010 POTUS Bait-0-Lympics!


That one is getting some mileage!! This is such a fun game with the right players

Julie R.
09-08-2010, 01:17 PM
LMAO @ bbg..... I wish I was better with photochop, I'd update that baby so we could use it as our avatars.

Goose
09-08-2010, 01:49 PM
I'd certainly think implied is good enough :cool:
Here's my medal-winning bait from 2008 in honor of the start of hunting season. This baby earned me all kinds of accolades.
http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/MouseOnAFeedsack/LIARkin/LarkinSafari-1.jpg

Maybe you could photochop your bait in this Lyin' Hunting Safari candid so you can be the winner of the 2010 POTUS Bait-0-Lympics!

Hillary looks so proud. But before I lob out some bait can you tell me who's sitting next to Billy on his right?

Julie R.
09-08-2010, 01:52 PM
None other than the nuke-lobbing, peace loving, champion of human rights hisself, Kim Jong Il of N. Korea :cool:

DarrinGreene
09-08-2010, 01:55 PM
here i thought this thread had something to do with hula skirts, pasties and tequila...

Goose
09-08-2010, 03:13 PM
None other than the nuke-lobbing, peace loving, champion of human rights hisself, Kim Jong Il of N. Korea :cool:

His other right:) There's Kim Jong's Ill, Billy Blue Dress, the Imam Obama and then somebody I don't recognize.

road kill
09-08-2010, 03:21 PM
Julie,

There ain't a lefty here with the balls to fight for what they beleive in!!

They talk their talk, but they don't/can't walk their walk!!!:cool:


RK

gman0046
09-08-2010, 03:48 PM
My money is on David Gibson to have enough of dnf and win the Gold.

troy schwab
09-08-2010, 04:17 PM
My money is on David Gibson to have enough of dnf and win the Gold.

I think its the opposite...... I expect DNF to have a Cartman (South Park......for you pop rejects) like freak out one of these days...... of course, implemented by none other than David Gibson....... We will have to wait and see...... It will be quality youtube material...... if only we could see it.

dnf777
09-08-2010, 04:26 PM
I think its the opposite...... I expect DNF to have a Cartman (South Park......for you pop rejects) like freak out one of these days...... of course, implemented by none other than David Gibson....... We will have to wait and see...... It will be quality youtube material...... if only we could see it.

You guys are funny. I really could NOT CARE LESS about Dave Gibson, except for the few seconds of the day it takes to type a post and push his little buttons. I am not a violent person by any means or measure. I think I've said many times its a waste of life's energy to be angry and hateful all the time like some here. He is annoying at times, so I amuse myself by toying with him; and RK always takes the bait, hook, line, and sinker. Hell, he jumps out of the water and swallows the whole damn rod and reel! I find it amusing, hope you do too!

ps..RK, take some Metamucil...the hook, line and sinker will eventually pass

Susie Royer
09-08-2010, 06:00 PM
http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/MouseOnAFeedsack/LIARkin/LarkinSafari-1.jpg

OMG ROFLMAO Brings back a lot of memories LMAO

Pals
09-08-2010, 06:28 PM
Julie-you are sooooo naughty!!! Was that the one that earned you those threats? :)

love it............

dnf777
09-08-2010, 06:37 PM
Julie,

There ain't a lefty here with the balls to fight for what they beleive in!!

They talk their talk, but they don't/can't walk their walk!!!:cool:


RK

Not sure what you mean by "fight". There have been plenty of democrats who have served in combat roles throughout our nation's history, and I KNOW you're not disparaging their service.

If you are using "fight" in the political sense, wouldn't the fact that both houses of congress and the whitehouse are controlled by democrats prove you wrong on that point?

What I'm wondering is has there ever been a time in our nations history that the pendulum has swung so widely, so swiftly? The republican wave of 94 came after how many years of democratic control of congress? 94 to 2006 was republican. Now we have 4 year cycles? Is this a fluke, or maybe does it mean that neither party has the country's best interest at heart, and we are just searching for something that isn't there?

Hoosier
09-08-2010, 11:12 PM
You should get a metal if you get someone to "take a break" from POTUS especially if they post 35 times a day on every thing.

Hoosier
09-08-2010, 11:20 PM
Loved the old Avatar Julie.

JDogger
09-08-2010, 11:51 PM
Julie,

There ain't a lefty here with the balls to fight for what they beleive in!!

They talk their talk, but they don't/can't walk their walk!!!:cool:


RK


Quote:
Originally Posted by road kill http://www.retrievertraining.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.retrievertraining.net/forums/showthread.php?p=672946#post672946)
Let's see if I have this right.

This is OK,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY00NLnTRx8

This isn't,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LHq...eature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LHqfa_GLY&feature=related)


RK

Let's see if I "get it" now, Stan. In your world, 'two wrongs make a right', and while we argue amongst ourselves, 'they' the terrorists, be they moslem terrorists (WTC), or good old boy terrorists (OK City), sit in their 'caves' and chortle, "lets keep 'em guessing, and at each others throats." "That way they'll never see us coming."

Good plan...Seems to be working for them.

It's got some of you so afraid.

JD

"We have met the enemy, and he is us." - Pogo.

But, why even try to reach you?

'They' have divided 'us'. In that respect 'they' won.

You know that, don't you?

I'm your huckleberry Stan....JD

road kill
09-09-2010, 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by road kill http://www.retrievertraining.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.retrievertraining.net/forums/showthread.php?p=672946#post672946)
Let's see if I have this right.

This is OK,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY00NLnTRx8

This isn't,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LHq...eature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LHqfa_GLY&feature=related)


RK

Let's see if I "get it" now, Stan. In your world, 'two wrongs make a right', and while we argue amongst ourselves, 'they' the terrorists, be they moslem terrorists (WTC), or good old boy terrorists (OK City), sit in their 'caves' and chortle, "lets keep 'em guessing, and at each others throats." "That way they'll never see us coming."

Good plan...Seems to be working for them.

It's got some of you so afraid.

JD

"We have met the enemy, and he is us." - Pogo.

But, why even try to reach you?

'They' have divided 'us'. In that respect 'they' won.

You know that, don't you?

I'm your huckleberry Stan....JD


Yeah, yeah, yeah, your the only one that gets it.:rolleyes:
You tell us every day.

But you sure didn't get this one.


RK

JDogger
09-09-2010, 10:22 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your the only one that gets it.:rolleyes:
You tell us every day.

But you sure didn't get this one.


RK

Get a ladder.:)

david gibson
09-09-2010, 10:48 AM
You guys are funny. I really could NOT CARE LESS about Dave Gibson, except for the few seconds of the day it takes to type a post and push his little buttons. I am not a violent person by any means or measure. I think I've said many times its a waste of life's energy to be angry and hateful all the time like some here. He is annoying at times, so I amuse myself by toying with him; and RK always takes the bait, hook, line, and sinker. Hell, he jumps out of the water and swallows the whole damn rod and reel! I find it amusing, hope you do too!

ps..RK, take some Metamucil...the hook, line and sinker will eventually pass

lets see, you melt down and resort to name calling and distortion of facts, and you think you pushed my buttons??

you just get cuter every minute! keep saying it over and over and eventually someone will believe you........

dnf777
09-09-2010, 11:35 AM
lets see, you melt down and resort to name calling and distortion of facts, and you think you pushed my buttons??

you just get cuter every minute! keep saying it over and over and eventually someone will believe you........

Whatever Dave.
got you to reply, so I guess I did! :D

What up wid dat? (as RK says...) :D:D:D

david gibson
09-09-2010, 11:39 AM
Whatever Dave.
got you to reply, so I guess I did! :D

What up wid dat? (as RK says...) :D:D:D

here's whats up wid dat:

quick search shows 27 posts where you use my name
but only 3 where i use yours

so who's obsessed with who??

i'll just call you "9to1" dnf..... ;-)

ducknwork
09-09-2010, 12:23 PM
Get a ladder.:)

No wonder he's the only one who 'gets it'. He must be the only one with a ladder.

dnf777
09-09-2010, 01:33 PM
here's whats up wid dat:

quick search shows 27 posts where you use my name
but only 3 where i use yours

so who's obsessed with who??

i'll just call you "9to1" dnf..... ;-)

Like I said, pushing buttons!

And for each of those 27 mentions, I got YOU and lil' Gib to respond....so that's 54 replies!

ps...how long did you spend sifting through old posts? Dang, that's funny! But get a life!

gman0046
09-09-2010, 01:41 PM
I'm still hoping David Gibson wins the Gold!

JDogger
09-09-2010, 03:25 PM
No wonder he's the only one who 'gets it'. He must be the only one with a ladder.

All of us here think we're the only ones who 'get it'.

You, me, everyone, with every post.

The only time you read a post saying, "I don't get it", is in reply to a bad joke or a really stupid comment.

It's the nature of PP.

Get it? ;-)

duk4me
09-09-2010, 04:01 PM
I'm taking DNF over David. Remember the old joke about who was boss of the body? Once the ol Bu!!hole closed up the rest of the body shut down. Now what does DNF do for a living? Photowonder surfer has got no chance once the ropenol sp wears off.:cool::razz::)

david gibson
09-09-2010, 04:54 PM
Like I said, pushing buttons!

And for each of those 27 mentions, I got YOU and lil' Gib to respond....so that's 54 replies!

ps...how long did you spend sifting through old posts? Dang, that's funny! But get a life!

just like you responded here....hmmmmm.......and i thought i was boring and you ignored me. its so great to be loved! :p

as far as how long it took? apparently the word "quick" only rings a bell with you in your love life. you see there is this nifty little thingy called "search" and you can find things out in 15 seconds that you would sift for hours for....

as usual, it doesnt surprise me. after all, aggieism runs in your family.......:p

dnf777
09-09-2010, 08:07 PM
Make that 55. :D

david gibson
09-09-2010, 08:48 PM
Make that 55. :D

297 for me.....you keep reading my posts!

sorry guy, but you are the one who lied, its really sad how you cant get over that.

i am done, but unlike you, i wont need 2 more posts to claim that....whats up wid dat, eh?

david gibson
09-09-2010, 08:53 PM
I'm taking DNF over David. Remember the old joke about who was boss of the body? Once the ol Bu!!hole closed up the rest of the body shut down. Now what does DNF do for a living? Photowonder surfer has got no chance once the ropenol sp wears off.:cool::razz::)

you bastid. and a fellow texan to boot.

that hurts! :p

and i cant believe you made a joke about DNF's career!! thats cheap, i have always dreamed of being an ____ _____.