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Roger Perry
10-25-2010, 10:35 AM
DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
short sets.
Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided
on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today --
seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls
off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time, he is very attractive


and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner
with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with


caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could
not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought


me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the


night. Again I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would
sink the ship... I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.