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Roger Perry
12-13-2010, 12:58 PM
THE GOLFING NUN..........

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.

She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior.

'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'

'It was,' sighed the Sister..

'And I went to play golf with my brother.
We try to play golf as often as we can.
You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'

'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed.
'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'
'Far from it,' snorted the Sister.
'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!'
'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished.
'You must tell me all about it!'

'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother -540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life.
I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.

And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it
hits a bird in mid-flight !'

'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother.

'How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'

'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister.

'While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'

'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.
'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister.

'And I was so proud of myself!
And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!'

'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.

'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!'

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...

'You missed the f-ing putt, didn't you?'

Bayou Magic
12-13-2010, 02:22 PM
Roger,

Love your jokes except for the one still occupying the White House.

fp

ducknwork
12-13-2010, 02:25 PM
Roger,

Love your jokes except for the one still occupying the White House.

fp

^^one of the best jokes yet^^:D:D:p

Roger Perry
12-13-2010, 02:48 PM
Roger,

Love your jokes except for the one still occupying the White House.

fp

I have said this before: I believe Obama will be a one term President. Whatever mess he will leave behind will be dumped in the lap of the Republicans just as bad or maybe even worse than what was dumped in his lap when he took office in 2009. The joke will be on the Republicans.;-)

So, you righties had better hope Obama gets the Country back on track (in which case he just may be re-elected) or if he leaves the Country in shambles (as alot of you righties are hoping he fails) the Republicans will be in a world of trouble trying to hold the Country together. Maybe the Myans have it right. Watch out for December 21, 2012.
http://www.theveiledprophet.com/2012countdown.htm

david gibson
12-13-2010, 03:43 PM
I have said this before: I believe Obama will be a one term President. Whatever mess he will leave behind will be dumped in the lap of the Republicans just as bad or maybe even worse than what was dumped in his lap when he took office in 2009. The joke will be on the Republicans.;-)

spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!! ! another good joke by roger!