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Roger Perry
12-18-2010, 11:00 AM
Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age;
it doesn't last long

hotel4dogs
12-18-2010, 11:38 AM
love it, thanks for sharing

road kill
12-18-2010, 03:04 PM
Roger,
You are proof this one is wrong!!:D

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


RK

Gerry Clinchy
12-18-2010, 08:00 PM
Thanks for the chuckle, Roger :-)

dnf777
12-18-2010, 09:41 PM
Roger,
You are proof this one is wrong!!:D


RK


I don't know about where You're from, but around here it would have to be one HELLUVA big fish to feed these folks for a day! I mean, like, tow it back to the dock 'cause it won't fit in the boat!

road kill
12-19-2010, 07:11 AM
I don't know about where You're from, but around here it would have to be one HELLUVA big fish to feed these folks for a day! I mean, like, tow it back to the dock 'cause it won't fit in the boat!

Around here, the ones that want your fish don't eat fish, not enough carbs.....


RK

dnf777
12-19-2010, 08:03 AM
Around here, the ones that want your fish don't eat fish, not enough carbs.....


RK

hahahaha

True story.....one of my techs was going on about how she doesn't eat seafood. When I asked, "none at all?" she said, 'well, I occassionally have a McFish combo"

Cody Covey
12-19-2010, 01:11 PM
hahahaha

True story.....one of my techs was going on about how she doesn't eat seafood. When I asked, "none at all?" she said, 'well, I occassionally have a McFish combo"

thats the most backwards way of thinking of fish I've ever heard of lol. You need to find out what is in mcfish and tell her because i highly doubt it is whole fish haha