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road kill
12-23-2010, 12:37 PM
"Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus: If we what?
Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this shit.
Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie: You're pathetic. "



RK

Roger Perry
12-23-2010, 12:42 PM
Bored RK???????????

Cody Covey
12-23-2010, 12:42 PM
grandma are you spry? :)

road kill
12-23-2010, 12:48 PM
Bored RK???????????


Yep, pretty quiet.
But that is an insanely funny scene from an insanely funny movie!!:D



RK

Roger Perry
12-23-2010, 01:14 PM
Yep, pretty quiet.
But that is an insanely funny scene from an insanely funny movie!!:D



RK

Check your pm, I sent you a country western song by Rodney Carrington

road kill
12-23-2010, 01:16 PM
Check your pm, I sent you a country western song by Rodney Carrington

Can't see it till I get home.

I am watching Bad Santa tonight with my kids.
It will be fun.
(kids.....30 & 27:rolleyes:)


RK

Matt McKenzie
12-23-2010, 01:19 PM
He's got a little Alabama leg-hound in him ......

mjh345
12-23-2010, 01:23 PM
Billy Bob Thornton is a scream; and I tink I read where he was a Cardinal farm hand once upon a time

gman0046
12-24-2010, 04:57 PM
This country song is getting a lot of play.

www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kt89_Rodney-Carrington-show-them-to-me_fun

Ken Bora
12-24-2010, 10:33 PM
He's got a little Alabama leg-hound in him ......


Thats got to be the number one :cool:

Wayne Beck
12-24-2010, 10:59 PM
i prefer the unrated version. badder santa. that is one of the best christmas movies ever.. john ritter's character was priceless..