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Roger Perry
01-07-2011, 01:58 PM
In a message dated 1/7/2011 9:38:43 A.M. Eastern Standard Time


Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the
Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
oh, and one more...
Natural Blondes 3