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Buzz
01-17-2011, 10:29 AM
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'Racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or, if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

BonMallari
01-17-2011, 10:41 AM
LMAO very good one Buzz

road kill
01-17-2011, 10:44 AM
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'Racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or, if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

Hey, Buzz, which Home Depot where you at??;)


RK

dnf777
01-17-2011, 02:40 PM
He was just there because he heard about the windshield washers.