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Roger Perry
01-26-2011, 06:22 PM
--- The Male Cycle

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big t**s.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big t**s, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big t**s.

mjh345
01-26-2011, 06:32 PM
Do what I did and buy some dogs if you really want love.
I've got 4 of them.
My 2 bitches were recently bred, so they should even have big tits soon...........SIXTEEN OF EM!!!!

Uncle Bill
01-26-2011, 06:55 PM
Geez Roger...I AM sorry for all the bad things I've said and intimated about you. Had I known to what degree your dementia had reached, I would have been more tolerant.

Are all the hanging-chads in Port St. Lucie as bad off? Do you join with the crowd that sits around watching porn and eating Cheeto's. No problemo, DNF 666 has that self-diagnosed, and can doctor you right up. He's real familier with cheese, or will be soon.:rolleyes:

UB

dnf777
01-26-2011, 07:40 PM
Geez Roger...I AM sorry for all the bad things I've said and intimated about you. Had I known to what degree your dementia had reached, I would have been more tolerant.

Are all the hanging-chads in Port St. Lucie as bad off? Do you join with the crowd that sits around watching porn and eating Cheeto's. No problemo, DNF 666 has that self-diagnosed, and can doctor you right up. He's real familier with cheese, or will be soon.:rolleyes:

UB

Bill,
Since I started reading you posts again, I have more cheese than I ever wanted.

Say what you want. The only thing that matters is Sunday-week. I don't trash talk. Serves no purpose, and shows lack of respect for your opponent.

Franco
01-26-2011, 07:47 PM
That is funny because it is so true!

I had to copy and paste it to send to a few that will appriciate the humor.