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Roger Perry
02-03-2011, 08:58 AM
Looking Old



HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.


MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.


I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?



UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .



"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.



HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"



"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN, THAT UGLY,



OLD,



BALD,



WRINKLED FACED,



FAT-ASSED,



GRAY-HAIRED,



DECREPIT



SON-OF-A-BITCH



ASKED,




"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"

Steve Hester
02-03-2011, 10:25 AM
That is hilarious!!!:D:D:D

Jason Glavich
02-03-2011, 11:45 AM
Wow, I will lhave to remember that for when I get old...

road kill
02-03-2011, 11:47 AM
Wow, I will lhave to remember that for when I get old...


Keep it up Mr, and that may not happen!!!:cool:


RK

Jason Glavich
02-03-2011, 12:07 PM
Keep it up Mr, and that may not happen!!!:cool:


RK

True,I do tend to forget things like punch lines to jokes all the time. Maybe I should write it down, does that help you guys remember things? (j/k)

Roger Perry
02-03-2011, 12:25 PM
True,I do tend to forget things like punch lines to jokes all the time. Maybe I should write it down, does that help you guys remember things? (j/k)

No, writing things down does not help ---- we forget where we put it.:confused:

Jason Glavich
02-03-2011, 12:29 PM
No, writing things down does not help ---- we forget where we put it.:confused:

I might be older than I think then, I do that all the time.