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Roger Perry
04-11-2011, 08:14 AM
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON . OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :
A short neurological test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
Oh. One more test.....
Find the 44th USAPresident.

http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f112244%5fAEAWw0MAAEWvTaL7aQ2L8U6W vr0&pid=2.8&fid=Inbox&inline=1
Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

Losthwy
04-11-2011, 09:00 AM
Good joke. Interesting test. I finding the N took less time than the other two tests. The first test took the longest. Do I still need a bed at the home?

Roger Perry
04-11-2011, 09:02 AM
Good joke. Interesting test. I finding the N took less time than the other two tests. The first test took the longest. Do I still need a bed at the home?

Were you able to pick out the 44th President?

luvmylabs23139
04-11-2011, 09:41 AM
Were you able to pick out the 44th President?


Just a little red X box shows up.

precisionlabradors
04-11-2011, 09:44 AM
the c was the most difficult for me. the other 3 were very obvious

Losthwy
04-11-2011, 10:33 AM
Were you able to pick out the 44th President?

The box link doesn't work. A bed by the window sounds nice.

RedlegHunter
04-11-2011, 12:47 PM
The C took the longest for me also. The other 2 were pretty quick.

dnf777
04-11-2011, 01:44 PM
I found them all without too much trouble.

But the naked women in the "O"s when you focus on infinity took a little longer. :D:D

Gerry Clinchy
04-11-2011, 08:07 PM
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.

It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"



"They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"

charly_t
04-11-2011, 09:43 PM
S.O.S. = slower, older and smarter

ppro
04-12-2011, 02:10 AM
There were 3 older guys sitting on a bench. The first said, I wish I could sleep better but I always get up having to pee at all hours of the night. The second said, I don't have any problems urinating I have bowel problems that keeps me on the toilet all night long.The third said, you guys don't know what a problem is. I pee every morning at 6 am without fail and I have a very regular bowel movement at 6:30 am every morning. One of the other two says, I don't see a problem with that sounds great. The third guy says, problem is I don't wake up till 7.