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duckheads
04-21-2011, 01:10 PM
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#$%, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

LokiMeister
04-21-2011, 05:11 PM
Hey, I voted Democrat also, for most of the same reasons!!! I was afraid I was alone out here.

Losthwy
04-21-2011, 06:37 PM
My top ten reasons to vote Republican.

#10. I vote Republican because what's a little benzene in my drinking water gonna' do, kill me?
#9. I vote Republican to outsource my job to India.
#8. I vote Republican, who needs good paying jobs? You want fries with that?
#7. I vote Republican because corporations are people. Be sensitive Halliburton has feelings.
#6. I vote Republican because Bill Gates needs a tax break.
#5. I vote Republican so seniors and others can't have health care. Don't get sick.
#4. I vote Republican to get rid of Social Security. Get rich, work at Walmart or die old folks.
#2. I vote Republican because I believe trickle down economics really works.

And finally my #1 reason.
#1. I vote Republican because I am a bitter white man.

TxHillHunter
04-21-2011, 06:39 PM
#10. I vote Republican because what's a little benzene in my drinking water gonna' do, kill me?
#9. I vote Republican to outsource my job to India.
#8. I vote Republican, who needs good paying jobs?
#7. I vote Republican because corporations are people.
#6. I vote Republican because Bill Gates needs a tax break.
#5. I vote Republican so seniors and others can't have health care/hey don't get sick.
#4. I vote Republican to get rid of Social Security/ Get rich, work at Wal-Mart or die old folks.
#2. I vote Republican because I believe trickle down economics really works.

And finally my #1 reason.
#1. I vote Republican because I am a bitter white man.

Congratulations to you both....the lists are equally inane.

Losthwy
04-21-2011, 07:05 PM
Congratulations to you both....the lists are equally inane.
Yes they both are. Though one was a soapbox rant and the other satire.

TxHillHunter
04-21-2011, 07:36 PM
Yes they both are. Though one was a soapbox rant and the other satire.

Ah yes, the old "he started it"....

Losthwy
04-21-2011, 09:57 PM
Ah yes, the old "he started it"....

Yes he did, the soapbox rant thread that is. I choose satire to respond. If I had not posted. What would of been your response, if any, to the OP?

JDogger
04-21-2011, 10:54 PM
There's your problem. Was a response really necessary? Can't you let someone have a little fun without getting your panties in a bunch? I hope you're not going to be like the other guy who just left; we don't need any more like him.

Pot, meet kettle. When you say we do you mean all of us? Or just you?

Nor_Cal_Angler
04-21-2011, 11:19 PM
My top ten reasons to vote Republican.

#10. I vote Republican because what's a little benzene in my drinking water gonna' do, kill me?
#9. I vote Republican to outsource my job to India.
#8. I vote Republican, who needs good paying jobs? You want fries with that?
#7. I vote Republican because corporations are people. Be sensitive Halliburton has feelings.
#6. I vote Republican because Bill Gates needs a tax break.
#5. I vote Republican so seniors and others can't have health care. Don't get sick.
#4. I vote Republican to get rid of Social Security. Get rich, work at Walmart or die old folks.
#2. I vote Republican because I believe trickle down economics really works.

And finally my #1 reason.
#1. I vote Republican because I am a bitter white man.

Satire or not......

I do not appericate your number 1 reason....

Come up with a better number one...satire this..."because I love my gun and my bible"

Leave me being WHITE out of it....I am SICK and TIRED of people trying to make being WHITE a problem.

NCA

Losthwy
04-21-2011, 11:49 PM
There's your problem. Was a response really necessary? Can't you let someone have a little fun without getting your panties in a bunch? I hope you're not going to be like the other guy who just left; we don't need any more like him.

My problem? Fun? You want us to believe the OP was intended as fun? Was a response really necessary? Well post #2 though so. Response to a thread on a forum. This is a forum, not a monologue. This is a forum, accept your opinion may not be shared by all.

Losthwy
04-22-2011, 12:00 AM
satire this..."because I love my gun and my bible"
NCA

You have a preference?

Nor_Cal_Angler
04-22-2011, 12:45 AM
Yea....

and I said it.....

road kill
04-22-2011, 05:07 AM
My problem? Fun? You want us to believe the OP was intended as fun? Was a response really necessary? Well post #2 though so. Response to a thread on a forum. This is a forum, not a monologue. This is a forum, accept your opinion may not be shared by all.


Right back at ya.....centerfield!!:D


RK

LokiMeister
04-22-2011, 08:38 AM
Yes he did, the soapbox rant thread that is. I choose satire to respond. If I had not posted. What would of been your response, if any, to the OP?

Actually, yours is the rant. His is quite witty, yours is a response to his and actually stupid and inaccurate.

ducknwork
04-22-2011, 09:46 AM
I thought we were going to settle down and have peace. It looks like there are two bitter liberal replacements for the last two and they need to ruin threads, be snippy, and get the last word, same as the last two.

Can you two do us a favor and push the red triangle to the left of this post?

So you are another who has to be forced to leave rather than just scram on your own? Don't let the door hitcha wher the good Lord splitcha!

JDogger
04-22-2011, 09:59 AM
Did you just call ducknwork a liberal?

Julie R.
04-22-2011, 10:02 AM
Satire or not......


Leave me being WHITE out of it....I am SICK and TIRED of people trying to make being WHITE a problem.

NCA

But Nor Cal, hurling the "That's racist" epithet is the No. 1 tool of the liberal agenda.....take that away from them and they might have to resort to facts. ;-) Besides, everyone knows that African Americans, Mexican Americans, illegally-here Americans, Muslim Americans and other groups cannot possibly be racists because being a racist is strictly the provence of the white male.

road kill
04-22-2011, 10:05 AM
As Lewis Black once said;
"The Democrats party is the party of NO ideas, the Republican party is the party of bad ideas!!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqfDqDB8uzE)

RK

ducknwork
04-22-2011, 10:09 AM
Did you just call ducknwork a liberal?

Well, at lest he/she? got one thing right...the genius comment!:D:D

Was I the only one who read the last sentence of the post I quoted to be begging to get reported to Chris so he/she? wouldn't have to be man/woman? enough to read opposing viewpoints?

ducknwork
04-22-2011, 10:17 AM
Look genius', this post started out as a joke. Not every post requires an alternative view which spirals downhill from there. If you libs don't like it, start your own post with conservative bashing. We won't mind, or join in. It will be just like talk radio around here. The conservative threads will flourish and the liberal ones will wither and die.

How about you stop using 'we'? I think you may be speaking for yourself over there, unless you are doing some mind 'melting';).

BTW, the plural of genius is genii or geniuses, so I guess that excludes you from the club...:D

Losthwy
04-22-2011, 11:06 AM
Look genius', this post started out as a joke. cough cough.
Not every post requires an alternative view which spirals downhill from there. Sorry but some confused this forum with POTUS.
If you libs don't like it, start your own post with conservative bashing. We won't mind, or join in. Oh, for sure, for sure, never did in the past (wink).
It will be just like talk radio around here. Most Liberals are on TV, they have the faces for it.
The conservative threads will flourish and the liberal ones will wither and die.
Alas, wouldn't POTUS just be grand without allowing a different view point or 1st amendment. Just me and my conservative pals holding hands around the campfire. Singing far right marching songs. After we rid POTUS of the Infidels. We can bash everyone left of God's chosen people in peace.

road kill
04-22-2011, 11:13 AM
Alas, wouldn't POTUS just be grand without allowing a different view point or 1st amendment. Just me and my conservative pals holding hands around the campfire. Singing far right marching songs. After we rid POTUS of the Infidels. We can bash everyone left of God's chosen people in peace.




The problem is that if it were all just progressives, no one could post an original thought to bash!!!:D

So......like Lewis says above, you'll have to read our bad ideas and then make them worse!!:cool:


RK

road kill
04-22-2011, 11:39 AM
If you give a Democrat a cookie..... (http://rightnetwork.com/videos/politizoids-if-you-give-a-democrat-a-cookie)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;-)


RK

Cody Covey
04-22-2011, 04:36 PM
It's we. It's staying we. You don't like it, go pound sand.

As long as you want to play the correction game, it's "mind melding". I bet you feel really smart now, huh genius?

No I think in the context "melting" was definitely correct.

ducknwork
04-22-2011, 06:38 PM
It's we. It's staying we. You don't like it, go pound sand.

As long as you want to play the correction game, it's "mind melding". I bet you feel really smart now, huh genius?

No genius, I know it was melding. The guy you have a man crush on typed 'melting' a while back and caught flack over it. It was a joke, hence the 'quotes', asshat.

I bet you feel really smart now, huh d bag?

Anything else you want to correct while you are at it?

Ken Bora
04-22-2011, 08:54 PM
Sandyg,
would you care for a box?


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Byron Musick
04-23-2011, 06:23 AM
strictly the provence of the white male.


That's SEXIST!!! :) I had to say something, I hardly visit RTF these days! :)

road kill
04-23-2011, 06:32 AM
As Lewis Black once said;
"The Democrats party is the party of NO ideas, the Republican party is the party of bad ideas!!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqfDqDB8uzE)

RK

Very dissapointed noone laughed at this....crab asses!!:twisted:


RK

Ken Bora
04-23-2011, 07:15 AM
Very dissapointed noone laughed at this....crab asses!!:twisted:


RK
I'm sorry, I skimmed right over and did not click the first time.
I clicked.... eh....:rolleyes: he could do better. I have seen some of his stuff.
Comedy channel. He hits a point or two but his delivery annoys me.
 
.

charly_t
04-23-2011, 01:22 PM
Very dissapointed noone laughed at this....crab asses!!:twisted:


RK

Yeah we did laugh...........just did not login to make a comment. It was so true.
Lazy old woman regards.

subroc
04-23-2011, 01:38 PM
And finally my #1 reason.
#1. I vote Republican because I am a bitter white man.

Another example of left wing radical extremists injecting race into the equation. They spare no opportunity to posit that the white (republican) man is a racist.

Sad really.

M&K's Retrievers
04-23-2011, 02:21 PM
My top ten reasons to vote Republican.

#10. I vote Republican because what's a little benzene in my drinking water gonna' do, kill me?
#9. I vote Republican to outsource my job to India.
#8. I vote Republican, who needs good paying jobs? You want fries with that?
#7. I vote Republican because corporations are people. Be sensitive Halliburton has feelings.
#6. I vote Republican because Bill Gates needs a tax break.
#5. I vote Republican so seniors and others can't have health care. Don't get sick.
#4. I vote Republican to get rid of Social Security. Get rich, work at Walmart or die old folks.
#2. I vote Republican because I believe trickle down economics really works.

And finally my #1 reason.
#1. I vote Republican because I am a bitter white man.

Wonder what happened to #3? Maybe couldn't think of 10?:confused: :confused:

Losthwy
04-23-2011, 02:56 PM
Wonder what happened to #3? Maybe couldn't think of 10?:confused: :confused:
Thanks for heads up.
#3. I vote Republican because I support family values and fund raisers at the Forty Deuce.

M&K's Retrievers
04-23-2011, 03:58 PM
Thanks for heads up.
#3. I vote Republican because I support family values and fund raisers at the Forty Deuce.

Maybe it was good that you left it out.

Ken Bora
04-23-2011, 09:01 PM
Wonder what happened to #3? Maybe couldn't think of 10?:confused: :confused:
OO OO I have a good number three.
I have voted republican because.....
As I was walking one morning through a swamp, in the dark. Hunting federally protected migratory birds with my legally purchased shotgun on a state managed wild life area. I stepped into a hole and went in over my USA made chest waders. As I clung tightly to my Gun and exclaimed "OH GOD!" I thought "I want to keep doing this as long as I live and want everyone after me to have a chance as well............
And that is why I have voted Republican.

but guys you gotta realize that by living in Vermont, voting in every possible election since 1981 and ALWAYS voting for what I have felt to be to best person for the job at hand means that I have over the years voted for republicans, democrats, libertarians, progressives, green party, independents, socialists, Green/socialists, communists, and my fringe favorite... and it is real... the mother earth farmer party!;-)
ya gotta understand the Peoples Republic of Vermont.:cool:
 
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Chris Atkinson
04-24-2011, 09:38 AM
That's SEXIST!!! :) I had to say something, I hardly visit RTF these days! :)

I don't know that viewing the POTUS board should be considered a representative "visit" to RTF. ;-)

Chris Atkinson
04-24-2011, 09:39 AM
Some warnings have been issued due to some posts in this thread.

Please use the resource properly guys and gals.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation, Chris

ducknwork
04-24-2011, 09:09 PM
Sorry Chris and everyone else.