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Marvin S
09-23-2011, 11:13 AM
A congresscritter was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her & said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," Said the congresscritter. "How about global warming, universal Health Care, or stimulus packages?" & he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow & an elk all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet an elk excretes pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces road apples. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, obviously surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it & says, "I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you obviously do not know the basics of manure?"

& then she went back to reading her book.

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