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Raymond Little
02-29-2012, 03:52 PM
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.


The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."





The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there? The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.





As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the door. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .... I'm on disability."

Franco
02-29-2012, 04:37 PM
I always laugh the hardest when the jokes are so true!

Good one.



Isn't It Ironic?

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves. Hmmmm...

Hew
02-29-2012, 05:07 PM
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves. Hmmmm...
That is crazy. Even an alligator, with its pea-sized brain, can learn when/where it can have food thrown to it and will stop hunting on its own. It is against the law to feed 'em and there's a serious fine if caught doing so. But if we give people unemployment for two whole years we then scratch our heads and wonder why the unemployment rate won't drop. :rolleyes:

road kill
02-29-2012, 05:16 PM
That is crazy. Even an alligator, with its pea-sized brain, can learn when/where it can have food thrown to it and will stop hunting on its own. It is against the law to feed 'em and there's a serious fine if caught doing so. But if we give people unemployment for two whole years we then scratch our heads and wonder why the unemployment rate won't drop. :rolleyes:

Maybe we could feed THEM to the alligators!



RK

Franco
02-29-2012, 06:59 PM
Maybe we could feed THEM to the alligators!


RK

Problem solved!:D

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww167/gumboyaya_2009/gator2.jpg

Marvin S
02-29-2012, 07:12 PM
Isn't It Ironic?

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves. Hmmmm...

:) :) :) :) but :(