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road kill
03-06-2012, 08:30 AM
A dedicated WEAC union worker was attending a convention in Madison
and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?" "No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded,
"Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" DA UNION man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-
year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years
seniority and
according to DA UNION seniority rules, she's next.'":-P
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Let's see who laughs and who is offended!!;-)


RK

Ken Bora
03-06-2012, 08:42 AM
Let's see who laughs and who is offended!!;-)


RK

put me on the side of chuckle, chuckle, grin :D
not a true guffaw, 'cause I head it before but it was strippers and a lap dance and in the punch line the old girl knocked over the guys beer with her walker when I heard it.


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Jason Glavich
03-06-2012, 09:02 AM
put me on the side of chuckle, chuckle, grin :D
not a true guffaw, 'cause I head it before but it was strippers and a lap dance and in the punch line the old girl knocked over the guys beer with her walker when I heard it.


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I have heard another version that I cannot even figure out how to post here and not get in trouble.

duckheads
03-06-2012, 10:19 AM
I have heard another version that I cannot even figure out how to post here and not get in trouble.

That's is probably the one I received.

Still funny!

road kill
03-06-2012, 10:21 AM
I took the liberty to "modify" the original text if you will.

BTW--Thanks for responding, I was starting to think I was on ignore.;-)


RK

LokiMeister
03-06-2012, 05:07 PM
I have heard another version that I cannot even figure out how to post here and not get in trouble.

You can send me a PM!!!!!!!!!!