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: Folks, we're screwed.....

Eric Johnson
03-09-2012, 11:54 AM
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the
wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a
Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.....