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road kill
03-23-2012, 08:04 AM
I was riding my Harley along the Pacific Coast Highway when suddenly lightning flashed and a in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
I pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
I thought about it for a long time...
Finally, I humbly asked;
"Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives/girl friends, I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how men can make women truly happy."

After a momentary pause;
The Lord replied, "You want that bridge to be two lanes or four?":cool:


03-23-2012, 08:12 AM
Aaahhh, yes. Good one.

Mike Tome
03-23-2012, 08:36 AM
Good one, RK... ain't that the truth!:-P

03-23-2012, 10:18 AM
Need to move it over to the "regular" side so more can appreciate.

Hunter Burke
04-04-2012, 10:13 PM
That is a good one.