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Uncle Bill
06-02-2012, 12:22 PM

Recently, in Washington , D.C. , an aide to the
former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the
Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told
the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending
the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal
would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation
and say a few words that would include calling
Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like
the woman, and there are issues of conflict with
the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check
here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your
church if you'll just tell the congregation you
see Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the
church can use the money, so I'll work your
request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared
for the Sunday worship and seated herself
prominently at the forward left side of the center
aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon,
the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was

The Cardinal went on to explain to the
congregation, "While Nancy Pelosi's presence is
probably an honor to some; the woman is not
numbered among my personal favorite personages.
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to
tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip- flop
on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty,
self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a
cheat, and a thief.

I must say, Nancy Pelosi is
the worst example of a Catholic I have ever
personally witnessed. She married for money and
is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
She also has a reputation for shirking her
Representative obligations both in Washington ,
and in California . The woman is simply not to be

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with
President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint."

06-02-2012, 01:30 PM
Here is a list of the people responsible for screwing up my former home state of California

1. Dianne Feinstein - US Senator

2. Nancy Pelosi- House Minority leader

3. Barbara Boxer- US Senator

4. Maxine Waters- Congresswoman

5. Henry Waxman - Congressman

6. Jerry Brown -Governor

7.Arnold S- former Gov

8. Gray Davis - recalled former Gov

9. Gavin Newsome- former SF Mayor, current Lt. Gov

10. Frank/Jamie McCourt - former owners of the LA Dodgers