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Uncle Bill
08-08-2012, 03:59 PM
I can hardly wait...to watch Bill Clinton speak at the Dems convention. It ought to be a hoot.

For those of you that are not up to speed on what Clinton brings to the 'session', here's some "oldy-but-goody" info I found. What fun in store for all.

UB




From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.


"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

gmhr1
08-08-2012, 04:08 PM
Dont forget Jimmy Carter is also speaking on video

BonMallari
08-08-2012, 04:14 PM
wonder if he will declare that the "fairy tale" is now over