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road kill
10-10-2012, 09:00 AM
Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll post it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

I posted it..........


Just askin'..............:D

zeus3925
10-10-2012, 09:31 AM
Little Jack Horner must have been a Republican.

road kill
10-10-2012, 09:39 AM
Little Jack Horner must have been a Republican.
Don't you just wish you could delete this????;-)

JustinS
10-10-2012, 09:59 AM
Haha already shared it with my friends

menmon
10-10-2012, 03:01 PM
A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy

A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

etc etc

huntinman
10-10-2012, 03:07 PM
A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy, unless that life is in Benghazi, or an unborn child

A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others, and will take them from you to give to those others
etc etc

Fixed it for you

road kill
10-10-2012, 03:24 PM
CA republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy
Really? Who just sent troops to Jordan?

A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that other peoples possessions should be used to help him.
etc etc
You remind me of a realtor used to hang around here.
Or perhaps a DR.:cool:

huntinman
10-10-2012, 03:29 PM
[QUOTE=road kill;1020560]You remind me of a realtor used to hang around here.
Or perhaps a DR.:cool:[/QUOTE

Closer to the realtor than the doc...

gman0046
10-10-2012, 05:37 PM
Don't know about y'all but I'm voting for the American. Obongolo to Africa.

Down East Labs 217
10-10-2012, 06:09 PM
A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

etc etc

So you are saying you agree that everyones possessions should be owned by the government and split up evenly so everyone has the same amount. There by stopping all greed, all theft (no need to steal I have what you have), all entitlements, and all desire to work and get ahead.

Sounds like a communist nation that folded a few years back.

Richard

coachmo
10-10-2012, 06:11 PM
Menmon, what you posted isn't exactly true. Many of your like-minded, fellow liberals are fine with abortion and I'm pretty sure there are plenty of greedy, rich liberals that don't want their money confiscated by the government nor share much of it with the less fortunate. If you need additional information please ask and I can supply.

Terri
10-10-2012, 07:03 PM
Menmon, I know you are a good democrat, so I'm sure you want to share your possessions and help others. I read on another tread that your dog is living the 1% life as a FT dog. My dog is jealous and she would like to live that life, also. She has not been out to train in a couple of weeks because of the high gas prices, all the mileage on our car, and the fact that her owner is no longer suppose to spend any time in the sun. She knows she has only run one derby (JAM) and a couple Master test, but if she was given a better trainer she could run with the Big dogs. I'm willing to open an account at your bank for you to deposit the needed funds into her special account to make all her dreams come true. I thank you, but she can't bring herself to the point of giving thanks for something she feels entitled. I think my dog is a democrat.

Terri

ARay11
10-10-2012, 07:08 PM
Menmon, I know you are a good democrat, so I'm sure you want to share your possessions and help others. I read on another tread that your dog is living the 1% life as a FT dog. My dog is jealous and she would like to live that life, also. She has not been out to train in a couple of weeks because of the high gas prices, all the mileage on our car, and the fact that her owner is no longer suppose to spend any time in the sun. She knows she has only run one derby (JAM) and a couple Master test, but if she was given a better trainer she could run with the Big dogs. I'm willing to open an account at your bank for you to deposit the needed funds into her special account to make all her dreams come true. I thank you, but she can't bring herself to the point of giving thanks for something she feels entitled. I think my dog is a democrat.

Terri


roflmao...best post all week!! maybe all month!!!

ARay11
10-10-2012, 07:12 PM
A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy

A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

etc etc

Allowing the government to take and pay out reminds of the parable of the pool.... you always gotta water the flowers.....

http://youtu.be/gkJnmWhin90

caryalsobrook
10-10-2012, 07:52 PM
A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy

A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

etc etc

You being a democrat, tell me how you use YOUR possessions to help others. Don't be shy, SPELL IT OUT! Tell me how you used your worldly goods to help others. Better yet, tell me how you used your personal time to help others. We are waiting in great anticipation.

BonMallari
10-10-2012, 08:07 PM
A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy

A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

etc etc

a Republican wants to leave his estate to his loved ones and heirs

a Secular Progressive wants to TAX that estate before it is given to those who it rightfully belongs

Ken Bora
10-10-2012, 10:28 PM
A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.

it is, ended that great depresion you brought up in the other thread didn't it?
don't mean you like war. don't mean you seek out war. it's just a thing that happens.