For the Gooser...and others
needing some spelling help. This first came to me from a friend in Florida, and is a classic in my view. UB
Ode to a Spell Cheq-kur.
I have a spelling checker - It came with my PC.
It plain lee marks for my revue, Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no.
Its very polished in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet, Of witch won should be proud.
And we mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud.
And now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such great flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
Each frays come posed up on my screen, Eye trussed to bee a joule
The checker poured o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.
That's why aye brake in two averse By righting wants too pleas.
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays, such soft wear for pea seas.