3 world class surgeons are playing a round of golf when they began to discuss their greatest surgeries .
Surgeon #1 says " patient lost seven fingers in an auto accident .I reattatched all seven , and a year later , he was back at his art , being a concert pianist, and performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
Surgeon # 2 says" well , a patient of mine was in a horrible plane crash , and both legs were severed . Within 18 months of surgery , he was back trying out for the Olympic 400 meters track team , made the team , and won the Gold "
Surgeon # 3 says " Amateurs, I had a woman high on cocaine horseback riding. She ran into a moving train .All that I had left to work with was her hair and the horse's ass. And now she is the Speaker of the House ."