From Non Sequitur:
Q - How did global warming get started, Daddy?
A - Daylight Saving Time
Q - Wait What?
A - Well, as we all know, that's when winter is over......& now that Daylight Savings time starts earlier, & ends later, Spring & Summer last longer, which causes Global Warming.
Hmmm....OK... that makes sense, Thanks!
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