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    Jacob, all I know about college baseball is...

    Jacob, all I know about college baseball is Jameis Winnocentston said yesterday he never should've been suspended by FSU Coach Mike Martin (much less ol' Jimbolaya Fisher) for absconding with them...
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    Burpin' uncles aside, "knowing they're not...

    Burpin' uncles aside, "knowing they're not retrievers" is off the mark, at least for the Spanish water dog (and the Italian water dog, the Lagotto Romagnolo, AND the French water dog, the Barbet -...
  3. What language is this? Woof! Woof! - my kind of...

    What language is this? Woof! Woof! - my kind of language, that's what (Down, boy!) She was great in "The Vice" with Our Robt.'s doppelganger, Ken Stott, if you want to see her in a less...
  4. What say we offer you a little better narrative,...

    What say we offer you a little better narrative, with the Wall Street Journal carrying on the lingua franca - and replete with a picture worth whatever the language-challenged wants it to be worth! ...
  5. Robt., as all kinds of "shooting" seasons are...

    Robt., as all kinds of "shooting" seasons are either at an end or beginning anew, and since training season can't commence hereabouts for still being iced-in, thought you might enjoy a little history...
  6. 'Tis true, mate, we are taking it terribly hard,...

    'Tis true, mate, we are taking it terribly hard, the end of shooting season at Brancaster, and the poor aim of Lord Grantham, put in his place by the upstart "agent" Rogers. Not to mention that one...
  7. And another one:...

    And another one:
    http://www.hatcreekretrievers.com/

    MG
  8. This is good advice and if the "LBD" in the OP's...

    This is good advice and if the "LBD" in the OP's handle is fancy initials for a certain breed as in Little Brown Dog, it's even better advice.

    MG
  9. Poll: C'mon, cool strategem to see if it's proper...

    C'mon, cool strategem to see if it's proper attire for HRC (whippoorwill [almost Blue Hen]) camo pattern...

    MG
  10. Correction for you: Paul Young doesn't bicker, he...

    Correction for you: Paul Young doesn't bicker, he chimes in - and in engaging way that's most often helpful to anybody on the receiving end. Just wanted to make that distinction, apropos NAHRA or...
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    Ditto and further on to what was noted by...

    Ditto and further on to what was noted by BraccoMonster - j/k;) about the handle:



    From where I sit, he could've added, n.b.,


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    Methinks, apropos Polmaise's plug below, that...

    Methinks, apropos Polmaise's plug below, that you, he and Mr. Atkinson have serendipitously hit upon a mercantilean goldmine for RTF in the endorsement field. To wit: Every bottle of single malt or...
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    Ain't happened yet, Eug, and may be wishful...

    Ain't happened yet, Eug, and may be wishful thinking - but I do take as a positive omen both Pulis' ubiquitous baseball hat and my new mantra of "What Can Brown Do for You" - Brown Ideye booting 'em...
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    Robt., don't blame the quarterback or the British...

    Robt., don't blame the quarterback or the British slang dictionary for "Nob" - wasn't slagging off on the organisation or the slang meaning, either.


    As for RTF or WTF in any language, I will...
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    Then your Uncle's zipcode chums need him to...

    Then your Uncle's zipcode chums need him to display this to "help along" their prurient thoughts:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1573074397/Fun_round_sticker_400x400.jpg

    Right, Robt.?
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    Looks good, Robt., but to play dragon's advocate,...

    Looks good, Robt., but to play dragon's advocate, how come there ain't no thistle in that rear window reflection? Gotta say a right fitting "sonsie face" shape for flying the RTF flag in Caledonia,...
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    'Cutty, everything your scouting report reads on...

    'Cutty, everything your scouting report reads on Jameis Winnocentston is undoubtedly true, but as for having him as my NFL team's quarterback, or even on the roster, well, let's just say it wouldn't...
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    He did - but as I recall Duke match-up zoned him...

    He did - but as I recall Duke match-up zoned him with Danny Ferry, for whom defense seemed to be an elective even under Coach K. Seem also to recall that the Johnnies, as the French Cantabs call...
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    Umm, think you just knocked Arne Duncan's bagging...

    Umm, think you just knocked Arne Duncan's bagging 20 points against Duke for Harvard's then-hapless hoops team out of my top five for scholastic achievement.

    MG
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    Glenda, I've called for backup on rules...

    Glenda, I've called for backup on rules interpretation - Dr. Who channeling that smart-alexicographer, Billy Shakes, on the famous short outside left retired (or retiring) setup, "Exit, Pursued by a...
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    Dunno if that would get the writer slapped with a...

    Dunno if that would get the writer slapped with a technical ratiocination foul, metaphorically speaking, but maybe we should go to the supreme 8-point lingua franca judge to make the call:...
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    Glenda! When it comes to FTs, you know what...

    Glenda! When it comes to FTs, you know what you've told YBB about teaching the Four R's 4 retrievers:


    Ratiocinatin'* on
    'Readin' '' their
    'Rrithmetic skills, and

    Runnin' straight lines...
  23. And apparently not having an inferiority complex...

    And apparently not having an inferiority complex about it, Sue, even plumb in the middle of all them - what you call 'em? - duck troller dogs...

    MG
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    R U volunturn? MG

    R U volunturn?


    MG
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    Congratulations - but doggone it, I reckoned this...

    Congratulations - but doggone it, I reckoned this thread was about Kurt Busch's community service sentencing to be a bird boy for our training group tomorrow...

    MG
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