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    Lyons does too - he just wants it to work out to...

    Lyons does too - he just wants it to work out to 11 1/2 wins, er points a year like the guy in charge of the other Tide reaches on average.

    MG
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    Yes, Dave - a new sport over there to rival...

    Yes, Dave - a new sport over there to rival quoits, squash rackets and hurley: Moggy agility.;-)

    Robt., a clarification for your takeaway: "500,000 British people can't be wrong, but probably...
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    'Tis all too true, Robt., but your takeaway is...

    'Tis all too true, Robt., but your takeaway is this little bolt out of the blue: 500,000 people can't be wrong.



    Of course, then you've got the dolts out of the blue "welcom(ing) the...
  4. Bill, some intel from MI6 via our British agents...

    Bill, some intel from MI6 via our British agents (Licence to Thrill Polmaise 003-1/2 and Birming'um's own Eugene "Bull Connery" Molloy): Pull the trigger

    And understand that further improvising...
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    Kwik! Thought this was one of them questions that...

    Kwik! Thought this was one of them questions that you apply the Pythagorean Theorem or something to for getting a true life answer.

    Like, "Why did the mallards cross the road?" 'Cause they could,...
  6. The Polmaise Old Testament of Retriever Training?

    Robt.! - is that you a'fore farmboy et al got you right-thinking and 'Mericanized on H2O proceedings?;-)

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/crackerd/IMG_20150708_084017_zpscvkhneru.jpg

    MG
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    Josie, can't find the bolded outfit in Retriever...

    Josie, can't find the bolded outfit in Retriever Results, but gotta wonder what would possess a trainer with all-age ambition to go with such a name...;-)



    MG
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    Jeff, I'll remember you as the best "improv" FT...

    Jeff, I'll remember you as the best "improv" FT judge ever at Cheltenham.:2c:

    John Cavanagh won the first field trial I ever saw, with Countess Olenska, and what I'll remember about him beyond the...
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    Robt. and new Norse friend, you can also "cheat"...

    Robt. and new Norse friend, you can also "cheat" - not cheat the water, but cheat the retrieve delivery, just like the NFL used to -
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    Welcome, or is it velkommin? Pretty sure we can...

    Welcome, or is it velkommin? Pretty sure we can do a mutually beneficial cultural exchange - we'll get you first-rate retriever advice in return for a size XXL Bama football shirt. You know, Bama...
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    Only courgettes, Robt. - the cukes go into Pimm's...

    Only courgettes, Robt. - the cukes go into Pimm's Cup at Royal Henley or a scrumpy smoothie (c'mon, Col. Blimp, we'll make millions...)
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    What's that you're saying, Glenda, ol' YBB? That...

    What's that you're saying, Glenda, ol' YBB? That Springer rage is a myth, too! Why, the audacity...;)


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEbb1tl5Qbk&feature=player_detailpage

    MG
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    Maybe you ought to sic one of your drahts on your...

    Maybe you ought to sic one of your drahts on your signature then...take it right out, eradicate it.;-)

    MG
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    Yeah, that's straight from the breed book, titled...

    Yeah, that's straight from the breed book, titled Mein Krapf.

    MG
  15. Define a retriever sitting to flush ...

    Define a retriever sitting to flush

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/crackerd/100_0794_zpsg5zd5mb7.jpg

    then define retriever...
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  16. Thread: Ed Allbritton

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    Hey, YBB, kudos to you (and Dr. Aycock) for...

    Hey, YBB, kudos to you (and Dr. Aycock) for enlightening us to Mr. Allbritton's persona - also extrapolating from the obituary that he and his family may have been once-upon-a-time neighbors of mine...
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    John, personally I'm thinking this is all a...

    John, personally I'm thinking this is all a concoction by Colonel Blimp to deflect attention away from Aston Villa's abysmal FA Cup Final showing v. the Arse, all the while letting Eug rabbit on...
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    John, only one thing to do: Call in our very own...

    John, only one thing to do: Call in our very own Glenda of OSS (Organization of Stanford Soliloquists) by way of Bletchley Park for decryption and deciphering.

    MG

    PS Just wanted to make that...
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    N/A for NA, Laura - not applicable for North...

    N/A for NA, Laura - not applicable for North American trials. Because we do "practise group training on our own" - handlers and dogs alike, going to the line all by our lonesome instead of arrayed...
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    Yeah, so where's the DVD featuring her star turn...

    Yeah, so where's the DVD featuring her star turn as the Esther Williams of retriever training?

    MG
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    Try an Ace bandage pinning the affected ear atop...

    Try an Ace bandage pinning the affected ear atop her head for a few days.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/crackerd/100_4426a_zpsb0e86388.jpg

    The stitches will hold - as they did with...
  22. Looks like a little resemblance there to Mark...

    Looks like a little resemblance there to Mark "The Bird" Fidrych for Dr. Tim -

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5gmkgrIQAEalpE.jpg:large


    which seems perfectly appropriate for a veterinarian...
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    Jacob, all I know about college baseball is...

    Jacob, all I know about college baseball is Jameis Winnocentston said yesterday he never should've been suspended by FSU Coach Mike Martin (much less ol' Jimbolaya Fisher) for absconding with them...
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    Burpin' uncles aside, "knowing they're not...

    Burpin' uncles aside, "knowing they're not retrievers" is off the mark, at least for the Spanish water dog (and the Italian water dog, the Lagotto Romagnolo, AND the French water dog, the Barbet -...
  25. What language is this? Woof! Woof! - my kind of...

    What language is this? Woof! Woof! - my kind of language, that's what (Down, boy!) She was great in "The Vice" with Our Robt.'s doppelganger, Ken Stott, if you want to see her in a less...
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