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    Quote Originally Posted by roseberry View Post
    Teacher: ok class, at this moment in time it appears nick saban has made the decision to remain head football coach at the university of alabama. students, if this is in fact coach saban's decision, what have we learned?

    Teacher: franco in the front row, you have your hand up.
    franco: teacher, i learned the shopping in tuscaloosa, alabama is better than i thought! i also learned mrs. saban likes ribs and white bread!

    Teacher: ok john you're next.
    john: teacher, it is just like i thought. the county's recent most sucessful coach is hesitant to walk away from a good group of players and a strong recruiting class.

    Teacher: bon, you have had your hand up for a while. you are next.
    bon: teacher, it was flattering to hear everyone in sports media write and talk about the texas job being the "best in the country" all week long! i learned you can't always believe what you read!

    Teacher: bobby yours is the last hand up. what did you learn?
    bobby: i learned that anyone can learn at any age! teacher, this proves even a 62 year old dumbass who has made $40 million in bad decisions recently can eventually stop scewing up!

    Teacher: GREAT JOB!!!! CLASS DISMISSED!!!!
    And a question for the teacher. Can you talk to your dog in the derby once you call for the birds?

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    Updated: December 14, 2013, 7:26 PM ET

    Mack Brown will resign as coach of Texas on Saturday, sources close to the situation told the Longhorn Network.
    Brown has informed his team he will resign, sources said.
    Brown will stay to coach the Longhorns' bowl game.
    again...;
    http://espn.go.com/college-football/...exas-longhorns





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    Had to fix this for Bon:

    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin D via Newsflash View Post
    Mack Brown will resign as coach of Texas on Saturday, sources close to the situation told the Longhorn Network.
    Brown has informed his team he will resign, sources said.
    Brown will stay to coach the Longhorns' bowl game after which he is expected to introduce his handpicked successor, and older brother, Watson Brown.


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    and Winston Won it!


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    I'm shocked that AJ was second.
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    Take a look at this weeks 'Weekly Leaders' .... LOL




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    Quote Originally Posted by rboudet View Post
    And a question for the teacher. Can you talk to your dog in the derby once you call for the birds?
    Teacher: YES bobby, to answer your question specifically. you CAN talk to your dog after you call for the birds in the derby competition.......BUT you do get kicked out for doing so!
    john mccallie

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    Wow I go to work,come home, turn on ESPN and they are flashing the story that Mack Brown resigned, and to think I was going to give him the bowl game and maybe Valentines Day, and he didnt even make it to the 10 o'clock news
    All my Exes live in Texas

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    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    Sumlin needs to strike quickly and snatch a couple of UTs recruits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Nutt View Post
    Sumlin needs to strike quickly and snatch a couple of UTs recruits.
    Texas needs to strike quickly and snatch Sumlin.
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