Here is vintage Wendell Carlson. I called Wendell once and asked him about making me a competition volume duck call. He asked what I did for a living. I told him, and he replied: "Lawyers don't make good competition duck callers." So I asked: "Why not?" He said: "You folks have a great work ethic, and surely are very full of hot air, but all your BS tend to clog the reed." I actually thought it was pretty funny. He was being serious. That guy is a riot.