Mrs Gooser is a wonderfully "Fluffy".... Very Pretty Lady
She has Perfect Chloresterol, blood pressure, great teeth, No lumps, (except the ones that count),Pretty eyes, and good feet..
HUGE heart of gold.
Thin as a rail, High blood pressure, bacon grease for cholesterol check,,Diabetic, going blind,, shy kidneys,, horrible blotchy skin, teeth fallin out, little hands, tiny feet,, 42 different voices in my head, addicted to soda pop,, eats everthing I shouldnt,, donts wear aseatbelt,, got stopped twice this past weekend fer drivin to fast,,,,,ect ect,,, (Plus I's a smart arse!)
Ifn it wasnt for people like the OP who just notices my stunning good looks, and then stereotypes me,, I wouldnt stand a chance.