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    Red face have fun, 1 line at a time :)

    I met a gin soaked,bar-room queen in Memphis.....
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    She tried to take me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Bora View Post
    I met a gin soaked,bar-room queen in Memphis.....
    What sex was the queen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Atkinson View Post
    She tried to take me...
    upstairs for a ride
    All my Exes live in Texas

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    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    However, something told me that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by caryalsobrook View Post
    What sex was the queen?
    while yours is a pertinent question, your response after the line by Chris should be

    "upstairs for a ride"

    so who will be next??
    "So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory." ~ Aldo Leopold

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    She had to heave me right across her shoulder....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Bora View Post
    while yours is a pertinent question, your response after the line by Chris should be

    "upstairs for a ride"

    so who will be next??
    Typing same time as Chris so I didn't see his one liner till after I posted mine.

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    A gin soaked,bar-room queen in Memphis.....

    Became to me quite a temptress.

    Tho' when invited upstairs for a ride.

    No,no, no, I cried.

    I'm only trained in the Amissh....



    Limericks regards, JD
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    'cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind...
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