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    Watching TCM this morning, there was a clip of Johnny Carson interviewing Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart told a joke I think many will like.

    Man approaches a stop light and standing there is a guy with a dog at his side. The man asks the guy if his dog bites, to which the guy responds "no". When the man reaches down to pet the dog, the dog takes a plug out of the man's hand. The guy screams and yells at the man, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite". The man responded, "THAT IS NOT MY DOG'.

    Of course not as funny in writing as Jimmy telling it live but just use your imagination and I believe you can get the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caryalsobrook View Post
    Watching TCM this morning, ....Jimmy telling it live...
    You watched Johny Carson and Jimmy Stewart live this morning?
    Just kidding Cary. Pretty good one.
    If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

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    I get a big kick out of people who ask.. Is your dog friendly ? He's wagging his tail, smiling, and wiggling all over.. And they got their hand two inches from his head ready to pat him... If he wasn't friendly it would be too late...
    I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.

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    When people ask if my dog bites I say of course she does, she has teeth. Now will she bite you, not if you don't do something she doesn't like. Really like people to think before they approach a strange dog.

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    Loved Jimmy Stewart. Here is another one of Jimmy on Carson reading "I will always love a dog named Beau".
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byA3JAdqPQk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Puwal View Post
    Loved Jimmy Stewart. Here is another one of Jimmy on Carson reading "I will always love a dog named Beau".
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byA3JAdqPQk
    Wow! That one had Johnny wiping tears as well... Thanks!
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    I always say "Yes, my dog bites" but they pet her anyway.
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    "Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SjSmith View Post
    You watched Johny Carson and Jimmy Stewart live this morning?
    Just kidding Cary. Pretty good one.
    Ok ok. I guess I should have said a Rerun of a live interview. Or maybe that isn't right either.

    Looks to me you should be a HT judge and I would run under you. Oops, maybe not. I should have said " run in front of you" Or is that right? Not sure

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    "My dog hasn't bitten me, but I have no idea if she will bite you."
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