Me thinks the op trained with copterdoc yesterday evening and had 1 to many " marks".
"So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory." ~ Aldo Leopold
"The Greatest Obstacle to Discovery is not Ignorance -- It is the Illusion of Knowledge" ~ Daniel Boorstin
What I've figured out so far, is that the OP used to have a dog named Ted, that is no longer alive.
And, he's been reading this page here: http://www.retrievertraining.net/got.htm, in an attempt to understand a bit more about the words and acronyms that we use on this site.
Apparently, Ted wasn't trained using an e-collar, and had close ancestry from across the pond.
Considering the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity". -Unknown