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Thread: An 'oldie' making the rounds again...and worth it.

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    Senior Member Uncle Bill's Avatar
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    Default An 'oldie' making the rounds again...and worth it.

    I'm also wondering if I didn't post this on here "back then too". Ah well, it's still worth a grin by a newby. hehhehhehheh

    Come to think of it, "back then" this was a true story, according to Toscanini. He said this was about the UIM.

    Larry, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Larry got up really early before work.

    When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Larry is still missing.

    /Paul

    PS Bubba made me do it.
    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    LOL, ain't EVEN gonna show this one to Sweet Bride.

    Hits too close to home.

    Jerry
    "Where The Hell Is Bedias, TX?"

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