thought some on here could use a little humor tonight.
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
A copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.