Figgered some of youse folks should know what I'm getting into.
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in North Dakota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Fargo sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in North Dakota gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in North Dakota have their last cookout.
People in Miami all die.
North Dakotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in North Dakta get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in North Dakta are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
North Dakotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in North Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.