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    Senior Member Uncle Bill's Avatar
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    Default Headed to Nodak Sunday...

    Figgered some of youse folks should know what I'm getting into.


    60 above zero:
    Floridians turn on the heat.
    People in North Dakota plant gardens.

    50 above zero:
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Fargo sunbathe.

    40 above zero:
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.

    32 above zero:
    Distilled water freezes.
    The water in North Dakota gets thicker.

    20 above zero:
    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
    People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 above zero:
    New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in North Dakota have their last cookout.

    People in Miami all die.
    North Dakotans close the windows.

    10 below zero:
    Californians fly away to Mexico
    People in North Dakta get out their winter coats.

    25 below zero:
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in North Dakta are selling cookies door to door.

    40 below zero:
    Washington DC runs out of hot air.
    People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.

    100 below zero:
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    North Dakotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

    460 below zero:
    ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
    People in North Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

    500 below zero:
    Hell freezes over.
    North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.
    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    Wearing a heavy flannel shirt for a jacket, and girl scouts selling cookies hits home for this guy in South Dakota. When my daughter was making the rounds, the only double digits we were seeing had a negative sign in front.
    "For everyone to whom much is given, of him shall much be required." -- Luke 12:48

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    Have a safe trip UB!!

    I's a almost feels like your forgotton son due to recent developments!!

    You still gots that 40 acres up north??

    member's hows to spelt my name, right?

    Living Will regards

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    My Christian Name is Michael Baker..
    I have gone by "Gooser" since I was a "gossling"

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    Having "lived there-done that" I would have to agree.

    Sunny and -20 meant skiing in a sweater.


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    After that jaunt, you might want to consider a trip to Arizona in June.
    At 115 above zero, hell might be acookin, but we are just getting started.

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    I thought hell freeze over when the Saints wins the super bowl

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