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    That last one musta been Melanie!!

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    Good one... I don't know some women think bald men are sexy.....You know that Seal man is a bit ugly but that model that he was a looker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laranie Labs View Post
    Did you hear that scientists discovered the exact food that causes women to lose their sex drive?
    ....It's called "Wedding Cake"
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    yea but a couple of fork fulls and some wine with bubbles into the roundish bridesmaid to the far left.........
    makes it worth buying that toaster at the wal-mart


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Bora View Post
    ether way the pudgy bald types are safe Ha Ha Ha


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    I don't know... I think that Yul Brenner was quite the ladies man!

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    Good Wife Test
    The morning after the honeymoon you tell your new bride you want two eggs. One fried and one scrambled with biscuits and gravy and maybe a pancake or two.
    When she brings you the plate you throw it on the floor and tell her she scrambled the wrong one!!
    If she picks it up and does again you are OK.
    If you get a frying pan flying at you. You are in trouble and might need to reconsider your arrangement. Like out the door as fast as you can!
    Might be a good idea to do this before any nuptial agreements?

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    I had the girlfriend on her knees begging me the other day.....



























    Begging me to come out from under the bed so she could hit me with the shovel again.

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