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Thread: As we start a new work week!

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    Default As we start a new work week!

    Here's a story to ponder!

    A bird decides not to fly south one winter, thinking he can tough it out. Soon after the first snowfall arrives, he rethinks his plan and heads south anyway alone. It would seem that he left too late, however, because his wings freeze and he must take refuge in a local barn.

    Shivering in a pile of hay thinking about how bad his life is, a cow walks by and takes a dump on him. He isn't happy about this but he soon realizes that the cow doo-doo is warming him up. He is so happy about finally being warm, that he sings a little song. A barn cat hears this song, digs him out of the cowpie, and eats him.

    There are three morals to this story:
    1. Someone who doo-doo's on you isn't necessarily your enemy.
    2. Someone who digs you out of doo-doo isn't necessarily your friend.
    3. If you're perfectly happy in a pile of doo-doo,,KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

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    It is far easier to spit on the work of others than it is to produce something better yourself.
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    My Christian Name is Michael Baker..
    I have gone by "Gooser" since I was a "gossling"

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    A great story with a great set of morals -- thanks for sharing
    "When dogs make mistakes, don't hold it against the dog! Point the finger at yourself." -- Rex Carr

    Happiness is puppy breath!!!!!

    "FC" stands for Friend and Companion!!!!!

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    156 Views,, And DUCKSOUP ( ) is the only one whos saw the
    fung shwa in the story!!

    You guys are a bunch a hicks!!

    Thanks Soupy!!


    Gooser
    It is far easier to spit on the work of others than it is to produce something better yourself.
    Brynmoors Prairie Sage JH ​(Sage) Just a dang fool huntin Dawg
    HRCH Calypso Seven Bales High SH (Bailey)
    HR Calypso Zoomin Loosies Mad Hader (Maddi) We loved you baby. R.I.P.
    FlatLanders Broken Pistol Ricochet SH (Flinch)


    My Christian Name is Michael Baker..
    I have gone by "Gooser" since I was a "gossling"

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    Don't be offended gooser. Some of us got stuff to do. The man in brown delivered my digital camera today and I gotta figure out how to work it. Since it's the same kind that my son has, I think I'll give him a call to stop by for dinner and he can learn me what he knows. And back to your humor. Reminds me of one of my favorite chiche's . . . . .Even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MooseGooser
    156 Views,, And DUCKSOUP ( ) is the only one whos saw the
    fung shwa in the story!!

    You guys are a bunch a hicks!!

    Thanks Soupy!!


    Gooser
    Well, at least it's a little bit easier to understand than the "indian goes into a bar" story....

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    Well, at least it's a little bit easier to understand than the "indian goes into a bar" story....
    Thanks !! Goosers personality is fulti factuated!! 8)

    Gooser
    It is far easier to spit on the work of others than it is to produce something better yourself.
    Brynmoors Prairie Sage JH ​(Sage) Just a dang fool huntin Dawg
    HRCH Calypso Seven Bales High SH (Bailey)
    HR Calypso Zoomin Loosies Mad Hader (Maddi) We loved you baby. R.I.P.
    FlatLanders Broken Pistol Ricochet SH (Flinch)


    My Christian Name is Michael Baker..
    I have gone by "Gooser" since I was a "gossling"

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    Huh bug on floor!
    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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    squash it

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    Quote Originally Posted by MooseGooser View Post
    You guys are a bunch a hicks
    Gooser
    ........yup.........
    "So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory." ~ Aldo Leopold

    "The Greatest Obstacle to Discovery is not Ignorance -- It is the Illusion of Knowledge" ~ Daniel Boorstin

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    Number 3 being the most important tip

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