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Thread: Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck

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    Default Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck

    You might have seen this before...

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children.


    Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
    corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
    knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
    mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
    this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a
    consensus.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BAN G! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click....(sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
    or Hollow Points?" Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
    Wife: "You are not taking that to the taxidermist."

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    Interesting. The Tulsa DA gave the Redneck answer for what to do if you need to use your weapon during the Oklahoma concealed carry class. He said if justified, make sure they can't come back and sue you for mere injuring them for life.
    Terry Britton, P.E.

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