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    Default WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

    REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN;
    -A dog's parents will never visit you.
    -A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
    -A dog never expects you to phone.
    -A dog never shops.
    -The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you
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    ...and when you come home smelling of another dog, your dog thinks that just makes you even more appealing.
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    REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A MAN;

    -A dog never looks at you and wishes he could trade you in for a younger model.

    -A dog thinks you're a gourmet cook as long as he gets some.

    -A dog only drools when he sees his food dish is full-not when he spies the attractive woman who just moved in next door.

    -You can say the same things over and over and over and he looks at you like you're fascinating.

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    I'M REALLY NOT GOING HERE AS I"M ALREADY IN ENOUGH TROUBLE TRYING TO JUSTIFY ANOTHER PUP -- MAYBE SHE"LL SEE THIS POST AND REALIZE SHE DOESN'T NEED A MAN... hey, that'd be me?!?!?!?
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    ....I'll be posting a picture of Kassie and her new pup River, this weekend......Gotta say there is something absolutely perfect about having an amazing woman and the dogs too!!!! WHAT amazing fortune!!!!!!!!!!

    The training group is strong, the guy time great, the downtime with the dogs too...BUT it just does NOT compare to the time afield "together"!

    Love ya Kass!!

    Wayne

    ... Kass, finally got tired of "just" throwing birds and watching everyone else with their dogs...she's got a great new pup that's already showing promise, and they look like they're going to be a great team together...

    Please wish her great success!!!!


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    ......Gotta say there is something absolutely perfect about having an amazing woman and the dogs too!!!! WHAT amazing fortune!!!!!!!!!!
    Dang!! You're good!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard N
    ......Gotta say there is something absolutely perfect about having an amazing woman and the dogs too!!!! WHAT amazing fortune!!!!!!!!!!
    Dang!! You're good!!!!!!
    Yup-that comment was much cheaper than jewelry, but I still want to know if he has a brother who is single!

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