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Thread: Friday closer...ready fer dis Art?

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    Default Friday closer...ready fer dis Art?

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
    tight leather skirt was waiting for the bus.

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
    her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
    the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
    give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only
    to discover that she couldn't!

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time attempted the step.


    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
    little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
    more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
    up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,
    "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
    you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was
    friends.

    UB
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    If it had been me behind her she never would have gotten that third chance.

    Viaggie takin' regards,
    Arturo
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