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    Default Tick Warning!!

    I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it
    myself a couple times unintentionally.



    But this one is real, and it's important.



    So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.



    If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
    due to the warm weather and asks you to take all your clothes off and
    dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!




    THIS IS A SCAM!!



    They only want to see you naked.





    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.



    UB
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    UB, They got to me and with bad results. As soon as I got my shirt off, the lady had a seizure and I'm not sure how she is doing. I think Cleo may know something that she is not telling me. I had no idea I would frighten the lady, but if a lady asks me to take my clothes off I always try to comply. You may never know the results unless you try. Bill
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    One of my favorite country songs on the radio these days is, "I want to check you for ticks." by Brad Paisley....

    Here are the lyrics:

    Everytime you take a sip
    in this smoky atmosphere
    You press that bottle to your lips
    and I wish I was your beer.
    And in the small there of your back
    your jeans are playing peek a boo
    I'd like to see the other half
    of your butterfly tattoo.

    Hey, that gives me an idea.
    Let's get out of this bar
    and drive out into the country
    and find a place to park.

    Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight,
    I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks,
    I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers,
    and I'd like to check you for ticks,

    I know the perfect little path
    out in these woods I used to hunt,
    dont worry babe I've got your back
    and I've also got your front.


    It goes on for a few more similar verses...but you get the drift.
    When it stops being fun, I will find something else to do with my time and money.

    The Lady

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    Uncle Bill why did'nt you warnl me of this earlier the same girl has checked me for the last 3 days and I fall for it everytime

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    I wish I had ticks where I live.

    SBH regards,

    Andy
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    We used to have them down here in Texas, they say the fire ants have eaten them so we but hardly ever find them any more....but it never hurts to check for them anyway!
    When it stops being fun, I will find something else to do with my time and money.

    The Lady

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    Sh!$!!!!

    TOO LATE!!!

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    Peeled a tick off of me the other day after training, literally was the size of fat albert

    Brad

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    We were picking them all the way home after a day of Turkey hunting in the Kansas woods last weekend. So how bad are them Fire Ants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bandcollector
    So how bad are them Fire Ants?
    I was wondering the same thing - I had so many each time I went turkey hunting I contemplated if I should start giving my self a Frontline application...
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